I think I should be in charge of Crystal Tokyo....

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Who would you vote for?

  • Neo Queen Serenity

    Votes: 20 52.6%
  • Lord Mala

    Votes: 7 18.4%
  • Other

    Votes: 11 28.9%

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Lord Mala said:
Now there is no way I said that word in a meeting. I never said anything offensive about Mars and Venus. I have the most respect for those planets more than anybody you'll ever see.
Aand, contradicting what you just said.
Lord Mala said:
Now, the GMP need to understand that there is no dossier on the Dark Kingdom, there was no collusion between me and the Dark Kingdom.
Then why did you start denying everything before anyone asked about it?
Lord Mala said:
Like I said, the fake news media doesn't know anything.
Finally you admit your own ignorance! It's progress.
Lord Mala said:
As king of Crystal Tokyo and Earth, we are going to fix a ton of the mess that Crooked Usagi has done.
So, you plan to do nothing?
Lord Mala said:
And don't listen to anything Mini-Minako has ever said or Lyin' Rei. Like I said, I have more respect for their homeworlds or whatever you want to call them more than you'll ever see.
Aand, you once again contradict yourself.
Lord Mala said:
Also, Dr. Tomoe is going to be on Galaxia TV tonight, I will be on there too.
Why do you want to die?
 
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So I had a conference today and Crooked Usagi attended. I met and greeted with everybody and I mean damn, you should have seen how Usagi ate. She was stuffing her mouth with food I could not even watch. I always tell my friends and family to eat little bites, just little bites. This girl was stuffing her face with food and it was disgusting. Is this girl the person you want to be in charge of Earth? I don't think so!

So one of the debate moderators have said "So you said you are going to release your tax returns and then you went and said you weren't. What is all this about? I said "No I'm not going back and first of all nobody listens to your TV show because you have such low ratings. It happens to be true, check out the ratings."

Then, Usagi said to me "Mala, you need to know that this is a serious job, you cannot just insult your way into Crystal Palace, it doesn't work that way." I said, "You have got to be the single biggest liar, you are probably worse than the fake news media!"

Now look at Usagi, she's a lightweight, she's a lightweight folks. They say that she can be the next big thing since the first Queen Serenity. She's no Queen Serenity! Believe me, I am the most solid candidate here!
 
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Lord Mala said:
So I had a conference today and Crooked Usagi attended. I met and greeted with everybody and I mean ☹, you should have seen how Usagi ate. She was stuffing her mouth with food I could not even watch. I always tell my friends and family to eat little bites, just little bites. This girl was stuffing her face with food and it was disgusting. Is this girl the person you want to be in charge of Earth? I don't think so!
And yet, she looks like this.

You're just jealous.
Lord Mala said:
So one of the debate moderators have said "So you said you are going to release your tax returns and then you went and said you weren't. What is all this about? I said "No I'm not going back and first of all nobody listens to your TV show because you have such low ratings. It happens to be true, check out the ratings."
So you get caught lying and reply with another lie. This is not Unicornicopia and you're no Grand Ruler, you can't get away with it.
Lord Mala said:
Then, Usagi said to me "Mala, you need to know that this is a serious job, you cannot just insult your way into Crystal Palace, it doesn't work that way." I said, "You have got to be the single biggest liar, you are probably worse than the fake news media!"
You should take her advice.
Lord Mala said:
Now look at Usagi, she's a lightweight, she's a lightweight folks.
That's why she rarely drinks.
Lord Mala said:
They say that she can be the next big thing since the first Queen Serenity. She's no Queen Serenity!
We know, she's better.
Lord Mala said:
Believe me, I am the most solid candidate here!
Considering the only logical and truthful meaning of what you've just said, have considered a diet?
Besides, there's no election. There already were, and she won in a landslide without running for office.
Rika-Chicchi said:
^ I guess she eats so much food to gain some weight, then. :lol:
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Or to survive the exercise program Sailor Venus imposed her. You need to eat like a Saiyan for that...
 
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Usagi Tsukino, Minako Aino, I highly recommend you read my book, The Master of the Deal.

I see some of these protesters at my rallies. Throw them out into the cold, get them out! Don't give them their coats! No coats!

Now first of all, I want to say that I have never made any personal attacks on Usagi before, and there is plenty of subject matter right there on her face, believe me.

Now, I want to know the truth. Usagi is claiming to be related to the great Queen Serenity from the Silver Millennium from long ago. How do we even know that? She could be lying. I want to see her to release her birth certificate to prove to us that she is related to her.

And I would love to meet up with Minako, she can ask me questions about this whole deal with the Dark Kingdom. All she will know is, I have not met Beryl and have no ties to the Dark Kingdom.
 
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Usagi Tsukino, Minako Aino, I highly recommend you read my book, The Master of the Deal.
They have. Her Majesty has commented that "This is not a book to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force". Lady Venus, on the other hand, finds it funny.
I see some of these protesters at my rallies. Throw them out into the cold, get them out! Don't give them their coats! No coats!
So you're advocating assault and thieft?
Now first of all, I want to say that I have never made any personal attacks on Usagi before, and there is plenty of subject matter right there on her face, believe me.
How? You just lied.
Now, I want to know the truth. Usagi is claiming to be related to the great Queen Serenity from the Silver Millennium from long ago. How do we even know that? She could be lying. I want to see her to release her birth certificate to prove to us that she is related to her.
It's a public matter.
And I would love to meet up with Minako, she can ask me questions about this whole deal with the Dark Kingdom. All she will know is, I have not met Beryl and have no ties to the Dark Kingdom.
You are the one who brought it up in the first place by denying an accuse we never made. Of course we're investigating.
 
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In a few more years we are not going to have a planet anymore, believe me. I mean, if you see just about everything she touches, it all goes wrong, believe me.

Now, I want to tell you that the system is rigged. She is queen for life. I mean, for life? This is so wrong, if I was king I would know what to do. The system is totally rigged but I will be the one to fix it, believe me. She is a total lightweight. Crooked Usagi is a lightweight.

The safest place to be right now is at a Mala rally. Believe me, I know this. We got wonderful security guys here. So we... wait, what? Somebody is acting up! Alright, get em out of here! Throw them out, into the cold! Out, OUT!

Now I know that some people do not like me, that's ok but just remember, you are seeing a lot of these protesters they will eventually make their mind, and they will vote for Mala!

Now some of you are nice real gentlemen, but I want to point my finger at this sleezy guy over here. I think he's a sleeze, he works for the fake news media.
 
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In a few more years we are not going to have a planet anymore, believe me. I mean, if you see just about everything she touches, it all goes wrong, believe me.
Then why did she unfreeze it?
Now, I want to tell you that the system is rigged. She is queen for life. I mean, for life?
That's what queen means: a female ruler of a nation that stays in power for life. Technically she'd be "empress", but she never liked how that sounded...
This is so wrong, if I was king I would know what to do.
The system is totally rigged but I will be the one to fix it, believe me.
And how do you fix a constitutional monarchy when you didn't even get how you get in charge?
She is a total lightweight. Crooked Usagi is a lightweight.
That's why she doesn't drink.
The safest place to be right now is at a Mala rally. Believe me, I know this. We got wonderful security guys here. So we... wait, what? Somebody is acting up! Alright, get em out of here! Throw them out, into the cold! Out, OUT!
Thanks, we so wanted to arrest your guys...
Now I know that some people do not like me, that's ok but just remember, you are seeing a lot of these protesters they will eventually make their mind, and they will vote for Mala!
Now some of you are nice real gentlemen, but I want to point my finger at this sleezy guy over here. I think he's a sleeze, he works for the fake news media.
He's one of your guys, you know that?
 
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I have to say that Minako is a very corrupt director of the GMP. I mean, she is so corrupt, she has got to be the most corrupt director ever, no different than Liddle Usagi. I mean, she is far by the worst in history.

I mean, she is trying to look into ties if I am connected to Queen Beryl, which I am not. However, for the firs time ever, I just met her and believe me, we are working together but not to get me to be king, but to make sure nobody tries to mess with our systems to rig the outcome. I promise you that we will make Earth great again and when we do, we will keep Earth great.

So, we now have an interview with me from the news. Here is the transcript.

News media: Mala, so I got a few questions, I have been hearing talks that you are mean to people who are not from Earth such as Minako, Usagi, Rei and many others. Is this the kind of person we want to have as king?

Mala: First off, I don't hate anybody. I treat everybody fairly and believe me, I am a unifier. I never attacked or have said bad things about foreign worlds outside of Earth and I would never say such nonsense.

News media: But many people have accused you of doing so.

Mala: That is because they are listening to the fake news media, such as you. If they weren't, then your ratings wouldn't be all that high.

News media: You have called women that you do not like "liddle". Is this the face of the person who should be king?

Mala: First of all, that was only applied to Usagi, Hotaru and Minako. I treat everybody with respect. You can ask Galaxia, Aluminum Siren, Kaorinite etc, they are very honest about me and fully know where I come from.
 

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But what do you think about Usagi's rival, Rei? I heard Rei is going to put up a stop to Big Jewelry Store corruption like Osa-P, where there were reports of masses of people suddenly falling asleep they tried to cover up. Rei used to be independent but she switched parties and now she's promising to offer free healings with government assistance through Hikawa shrine. Do you not feel the Burning Mandala Burn?
 
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I have to say that Minako is a very corrupt director of the GMP. I mean, she is so corrupt, she has got to be the most corrupt director ever, no different than Liddle Usagi. I mean, she is far by the worst in history.
And the best at the same time so far, as she's been the only one...
I mean, she is trying to look into ties if I am connected to Queen Beryl, which I am not. However, for the firs time ever, I just met her and believe me, we are working together but not to get me to be king, but to make sure nobody tries to mess with our systems to rig the outcome. I promise you that we will make Earth great again and when we do, we will keep Earth great.
Aaand... You're getting sued. Again.
So, we now have an interview with me from the news. Here is the transcript.
Let's laugh!
News media: Mala, so I got a few questions, I have been hearing talks that you are mean to people who are not from Earth such as Minako, Usagi, Rei and many others. Is this the kind of person we want to have as king?
So, it's your medias, as no other journalist would be so familiar with Her Majesty and her entourage.
Mala: First off, I don't hate anybody. I treat everybody fairly and believe me, I am a unifier. I never attacked or have said bad things about foreign worlds outside of Earth and I would never say such nonsense.
Bull!
News media: But many people have accused you of doing so.
Because it's true.
Mala: That is because they are listening to the fake news media, such as you. If they weren't, then your ratings wouldn't be all that high.
So, you admit your mouthpieces and strawmen are lying. Good, this is the first step toward becoming a decent person.
News media: You have called women that you do not like "liddle". Is this the face of the person who should be king?

Mala: First of all, that was only applied to Usagi, Hotaru and Minako. I treat everybody with respect.
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You can ask Galaxia, Aluminum Siren, Kaorinite etc, they are very honest about me and fully know where I come from.
From Unicornicopia, we know.
But what do you think about Usagi's rival, Rei? I heard Rei is going to put up a stop to Big Jewelry Store corruption like Osa-P, where there were reports of masses of people suddenly falling asleep they tried to cover up. Rei used to be independent but she switched parties and now she's promising to offer free healings with government assistance through Hikawa shrine. Do you not feel the Burning Mandala Burn?
You do realize that Toei altered a few things for the anime? And it's not all because of youma possessing staff members.

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Rei, go look at this Rei character folks. She's trying to start up rumors about me. You know, this goes all the way back to her lying, sleazy grandfather of hers. Luckly, I got news about him thanks to Galaxia TV.

There is proof out there that he had deep involvement with the Black Moon invasion. We all know that he is a conspirator for Wiseman.

Now more news is on. It appears to be an interview with Liddle Rei.

CTNN(Crystal Tokyo News Network): Hello Rei, it is nice to meet you.

Rei: You too.

CTNN: So, I am now hearing that Lord Mala has gone on the attack, again.

Rei: He has, he has said some of the most horrible things about my grandfather. It makes me so sick that he insulted him like that. I'm offended, Usagi is offended, Ami took it as a huge insult, Makato called it hateful and Minako is getting angry. I know that he never helped Wiseman invaded Earth and Mala owes him an apology.

So, now I am back. First of all, do not listen to the fake news. I never made any attacks on him. I heard all this on the news. Galaxia TV is all news, it is the truth, I had no part in any of this, believe me.

Remember guys, Mala for World Emperor.! Keep Earth Great!
 
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Rei, go look at this Rei character folks. She's trying to start up rumors about me.
Which one? Hino-sama, or the cold-faced half-alien with the same name? If it's the latter, for your own good STOP RIGHT NOW, she's gonna kill you.

And considering Hino-sama so far never cared for you, you better stop.
You know, this goes all the way back to her lying, sleazy grandfather of hers. Luckly, I got news about him thanks to Galaxia TV.
You mean the Ginga TV imitators that are still around only because Galaxia can't
There is proof out there that he had deep involvement with the Black Moon invasion. We all know that he is a conspirator for Wiseman.
You're mixing it up with the time your friends in the Dark Kingdom tried to brainwash him.
Remember guys, Mala for World Emperor.! Keep Earth Great!
So, now you, an Unicornucopian, say you're this guy? Good luck, Games of Workshop has borrowed the Mouse's lawyers.
 
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We are experiencing a full blown WITCH HUNT against me and my staff. I know that Neo Queen Serenity planted a spy in my staff.

Just who is behind this witch hunt? Is it Neo Queen Serenity? Is it the GMP? Is it Minako? I know somebody is behind it.

All I know is, there was no collusion with the Dark Kingdom. I can't believe that they are still investigating. We need to fire Minako right now!

I'm having another really right now. There is yet another protester causing mayhem like always. In the good old days, we would rip that protester out of his seat and throw him into the cold. Just throw him out!
 
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We are experiencing a full blown WITCH HUNT against me and my staff. I know that Neo Queen Serenity planted a spy in my staff.

Just who is behind this witch hunt? Is it Neo Queen Serenity? Is it the GMP? Is it Minako? I know somebody is behind it.
And that is seventy different judges who grew suspicious of your attitude, continuous claims you're not colluded.with terrorist groups you had not been suspected to be colluted with, financial scams, and twenty other different charges.

But I admit that stealing candies from babies is something false that is about to get thrown out.
All I know is, there was no collusion with the Dark Kingdom.
Then why did you deny it before anyone thought of mentioning it?
I can't believe that they are still investigating.
By the way, one of the charges we're investigating is bribery. A coincidence?
We need to fire Minako right now!
She's no judge.
I'm having another really right now. There is yet another protester causing mayhem like always. In the good old days, we would rip that protester out of his seat and throw him into the cold. Just throw him out!
Do it. Please, do it, we have a couple squads waiting for an excuse to arrest you.
 
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So, we have this third rate singer named Rei Hino, also known as Sailor Mars. I only wish she would have been punched in the face so many times right now that she would be in a hospital. She made this speech and sang about me in this awful song, it was so disgraceful. Her record company ought to be ashamed of themselves, they should fire her immediately.

I got a message to her. Go to school and learn how to sing, you are not a good singer!

I mean, this is not how you should treat a person that wants to fix all of Earth's problems.
 
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So, we have this third rate singer named Rei Hino, also known as Sailor Mars.
Who's actually a priestess, and sings as a hobby.
I only wish she would have been punched in the face so many times right now that she would be in a hospital.
They've tried, when she was in the MMA circuit. They always got their faces elbowed in.
She made this speech and sang about me in this awful song, it was so disgraceful.
Where did you get that? Eien no Melody is a love song, and the speech at the charity concert for the space pirates victims was about helping the victims-WAIT A MINUTE! Satori! Get a warrant!
Her record company ought to be ashamed of themselves, they should fire her immediately.
You mean, the one she owns?
I got a message to her. Go to school and learn how to sing, you are not a good singer!
Sorry, I was distracted by this angelic voice. What were you saying?
I mean, this is not how you should treat a person that wants to fix all of Earth's problems.
Then shut up and let Her Majesty do her job.
 
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Here are my inner council.

Dr Tomoe - Right Hand
Esmeraude
Kaorinite
Aluminum Siren - my daughter and one of my close advisers
Kunzite - He is now fired though for leaking some info on the Dark Kingdom but I promise you, I have no connections with them
Telulu - She is in charge of the enviornment
Thetis
Nephrite - Again, why does Minako keep digging up dirt on this guy? This does not mean I am connected to Beryl.
Mimett
Jedite


And then you got some of my enemies like Queen Neherenia. She talks about how she has a crystal that can destroy us. Well ha! I got a bigger crystal that can go against her, and mine works! She will see fire and fury like she's never seen before.

Ami, Rei, Makoto and Minako, especially Minako often get called heroes but that is because they have been captured several times. I like people who never got captured.

And now we are getting killed in the press because of something I said about Rei? Now, I never called for violence against her. I do not incite violence! I do not condone violence and I've never talked about "violence". I was talking metaphorically.

I have to say that when I was younger, all of my experiences were taken place at a time I was at my castle when the Dead Moon were trying to get dream mirrors. I walked out and never saw anything and I was hanging out with my friends and girlfriends until I found the girl who I married and gave birth to my daughter. It was my personal Sailor War and I felt like, and still do feel like a very brave soldier.
 
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