I think I should be in charge of Crystal Tokyo....

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Who would you vote for?

  • Neo Queen Serenity

    Votes: 26 57.8%
  • Lord Mala

    Votes: 7 15.6%
  • Other

    Votes: 12 26.7%

  • Total voters
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Rika-Chicchi

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You know, I bet this is all Neo Queen Serenity's fault.

Here is why. Earth was doing just fine, and I remember this very well. There were no signs of an ice age that froze Earth. It was at an instant. Who do you think caused it? None other than Sad Ami aka Sailor Mercury, who has the power to manipulate water and ice.

And who is Sailor Mercury's boss? That is none other than Sailor Moon also known as Neo Queen Serenity and or how I like to call her, Crooked Usagi!

I demand an investigation into both Sailor Moon and Sailor Mercury!
Yeah, they must be the culprits of the climate change. lol
 

Onuzim Ima

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Who do you think caused it? None other than Sad Ami aka Sailor Mercury, who has the power to manipulate water and ice. […] I demand an investigation!
W-what? M-ME!? *Achoo!* I'm innocent! *Achoo! Achoo!* (With every sneeze, :ami: - unintentionally - creates little snow(wo)men Lookalikes, each with somewhat of a consciousness of their own). Wait, what are these? (The Snow Amis start giggling and running around, wreaking havoc across town.) Eeeek! Oh no, I can't control my powers if I have a cold! Oh the Irony… :mrgreen:

Spoiler: show
In case anybody wonders, this is supposed to be a combination/amalgamation of one of the 'Frozen' Shorts (Elsa has a flu and small Olaf clones appear when she sneezes), the Snow Dancers from the S Movie and 'Dungeon Keeper Ami' where she gradually masters the Art of summoning Ice Golems with her own Appearance/Likeness)
 
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lord Martiya

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So the Do Nothing Sailor Guardians are trying to impeach your favorite king, me, for wanting to investigate Endymion and Chibiusa.
Nobody's trying to impeach you, you are no kind of elected official. You're just an alien invader and former war prisoner that is wanted for numerous crimes.
I know Beryl and Wiseman would never do anything wrong.
The same ones you have denounced and claimed weren't your accomplices?
You know, I bet this is all Neo Queen Serenity's fault.

Here is why. Earth was doing just fine, and I remember this very well. There were no signs of an ice age that froze Earth. It was at an instant. Who do you think caused it? None other than Sad Ami aka Sailor Mercury, who has the power to manipulate water and ice.

And who is Sailor Mercury's boss? That is none other than Sailor Moon also known as Neo Queen Serenity and or how I like to call her, Crooked Usagi!

I demand an investigation into both Sailor Moon and Sailor Mercury!
Already done, a long ago. They came out innocent.
Differently from you Unicornicopians, we do investigate people before handing them the throne of the world.
 
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We’re here with exclusive coverage. It seems that the Divine Justice Party’s spokesperson has a very strong opinion on the current leadership. Here to comment on this issue, the Divine Justice Party’s spokesperson, Rosé Goku Black.

Mr. Rosé, you’ve made your stance very clear, would you care to elaborate?



Indeed I have. And I must reiterate that I find her approach to leadership appalling, most particularly in regards to delivering justice. Were it up to me, the Black Moon Clan would’ve been disposed of, like the vermin they truly are. Such filth should not be allowed to even draw breath.

Her letting these truly vile creatures, these aberrations who’s very existence is an insult to the Gods off easy with anything less than death, should be proof enough of her incompetence. This failure to administer proper justice is something that I find abhorrent, if not outright sickening enough to make me physically ill.

Thank you, Mr. Rosé. In unrelated news, another campaigner for the throne, Dr. Eggman, is facing controversy over his callout post on Twitter. While the post has since been deleted, video files of what can only be described as a bizarre rant have surfaced all throughout the web.

 
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lord Martiya

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Indeed I have. And I must reiterate that I find her approach to leadership appalling, most particularly in regards to delivering justice. Were it up to me, the Black Moon Clan would’ve been disposed of, like the vermin they truly are. Such filth should not be allowed to even draw breath.

Time and again, her letting these truly vile creatures, these aberrations who’s very existence is an insult to the Gods off easy with anything less than death, should be proof enough of her incompetence. This failure to administer proper justice is something that I find abhorrent, if not outright sickening enough to make me physically ill.
Then run for some office and hope you'll be picked for a Ministry, then.
In unrelated news, another campaigner for the throne, Dr. Eggman, is facing controversy over his callout post on Twitter. While the post has since been deleted, video files of what can only be described as a bizarre rant have surfaced all throughout the web.
There's no election for the throne, we're not an elective monarchy.
 
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I don't like hearing my good name being trash talked. I think we should deport Lord Mala to Nemesis.
Excuse me but you are the most corrupt ruler of Earth anybody has ever seen!

This person has lied, she has committed conspiracy against Earth just to become queen. She deleted over 31,000 emails to Sailor Mercury in regards of making attempts to freeze Earth, then unfreeze it and use such as move to become queen by forcing everyone to support her to become queen! And she needs to show her birth certificate, because we know she is from the Moon and not Earth!

And for any of you reporters? Sit down, I didn't call you! Sit down! Nobody listens to the fake news media!

CTNN Reporter said:
So what do really know of what happened with Beryl?
You ask too many questions, you ask too many stupid questions. It's no wonder why you are the fake news media.

And Usagi, you need to buy my book, The Master of the Deal. It will greatly educate you!

Believe me, we are going to Make Earth Great Again! We will drain the swamp!
 
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Excuse me but you are the most corrupt ruler of Earth anybody has ever seen!

This person has lied, she has committed conspiracy against Earth just to become queen. She deleted over 31,000 emails to Sailor Mercury in regards of making attempts to freeze Earth, then unfreeze it and use such as move to become queen by forcing everyone to support her to become queen! And she needs to show her birth certificate, because we know she is from the Moon and not Earth!

And for any of you reporters? Sit down, I didn't call you! Sit down! Nobody listens to the fake news media!



You ask too many questions, you ask too many stupid questions. It's no wonder why you are the fake news media.

And Usagi, you need to buy my book, The Master of the Deal. It will greatly educate you!

Believe me, we are going to Make Earth Great Again! We will drain the swamp!
What’s your take on the Divine Justice Party and the Eggman Party? Any thoughts?
 
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What’s your take on the Divine Justice Party and the Eggman Party? Any thoughts?
The Divine Justice Party, also known as the Do Nothing Divines are working for Crooked Usagi. The Eggman Party, not sure about them but they have nothing compared to the Dark Agency Party, which I am highly popular with.
 

Onuzim Ima

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:ami:Pleeaase, folks, calm down! This is neither 'Game of Thrones' nor the US Presidental Election Debate. We surely can find a solution we all could agree upon. *Achoo!* *PLOP!* *giggle* Ack dangit, how can I get rid of these little Suckers?
 
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:ami:Pleeaase, folks, calm down! This is neither 'Game of Thrones' nor the US Presidental Election Debate. We surely can find a solution we all could agree upon. *Achoo!* *PLOP!* *giggle* Ack dangit, how can I get rid of these little Suckers?
Whole thing is a parody and satire, nothing to be taken seriously here lol.
 
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:ami:Pleeaase, folks, calm down! This is neither 'Game of Thrones' nor the US Presidental Election Debate. We surely can find a solution we all could agree upon. *Achoo!* *PLOP!* *giggle* Ack dangit, how can I get rid of these little Suckers?
Miss Mizuno, have you been made aware of Mr Rosé’s views on the current reigning monarch? What are your thoughts?
 
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lord Martiya

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Excuse me but you are the most corrupt ruler of Earth anybody has ever seen!

This person has lied, she has committed conspiracy against Earth just to become queen. She deleted over 31,000 emails to Sailor Mercury in regards of making attempts to freeze Earth, then unfreeze it and use such as move to become queen by forcing everyone to support her to become queen! And she needs to show her birth certificate, because we know she is from the Moon and not Earth!
Evidence, please? Or should we add another count of slander to what you're wanted for?
You ask too many questions, you ask too many stupid questions. It's no wonder why you are the fake news media.
Stop evading the questions with baseless insults, please.
And Usagi, you need to buy my book, The Master of the Deal. It will greatly educate you!
It's too ridiculous to take seriously, too boring to laugh at, and too expensive for toilet paper.
The Divine Justice Party, also known as the Do Nothing Divines are working for Crooked Usagi.
Then why are they being investigated for bioterrorism and unlicensed time travel?
The Eggman Party, not sure about them but they have nothing compared to the Dark Agency Party, which I am highly popular with.
Thanks. We of the Global Military Police consider this a confession of accessory in terrorism, and the judge agrees.
:ami:Pleeaase, folks, calm down! This is neither 'Game of Thrones' nor the US Presidental Election Debate. We surely can find a solution we all could agree upon. *Achoo!* *PLOP!* *giggle* Ack dangit, how can I get rid of these little Suckers?
We know. You do realize I'm accusing Mala of coming from this madness and I took the GMP from Robotech, right?
Whole thing is a parody and satire, nothing to be taken seriously here lol.
Exactly.
 
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I had a few of them work for me and it turned out they were part of the Dark Kingdom, but there is no collusion.

I have never colluded with the Dark Kingdom!

Sure, I may have talked to Beryl before and believe me, she is a very decent person.

Right now I am trying to get Wiseman to look into Chibiusa's ties with the Black Moon Clan, when he find them, it will be YUGE!
 

lord Martiya

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Unlicensed? You mean like the current queen’s own daughter?
Who has already served her punishment.
I had a few of them work for me and it turned out they were part of the Dark Kingdom, but there is no collusion.

I have never colluded with the Dark Kingdom!
You have no believability.
Sure, I may have talked to Beryl before and believe me, she is a very decent person.
Then why is she talking with you? Oh, yeah, necromancy.
Right now I am trying to get Wiseman to look into Chibiusa's ties with the Black Moon Clan, when he find them, it will be YUGE!
Necromancy is illegal. Then again, we'd like having words with him about him brainwashing Her Royal Highness...
 
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