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  • Neo Queen Serenity

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Millicent

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Just how can Sleepy Usagi and Lazy Mamoru win? Do they not know how popular I am?

I am the most popular person you can imagine, at my rallies we have YUGE turnouts and I mean YUGE!

I ain’t done yet, I am fighting this to make sure this election is fair. I am not fighting for muse of. I am fighting for YOU.

Sleepy Usagi, Mini Minako, lazy Mamoru, I highly recommend you read Master of the Deal. It is a great book, you need to read it instead of listening to fake news Kenji Tsukino.
 
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Sorry, but you’re kind of plummeting down the polls. But we still have news.



Efforts to find out who stole the Silver Crystal and allowed the Black Moon Clan to attack have been fruitless... Until moments ago! A shocking discovery has been made here at the Crystal Palace, showing footage of the Princess stealing the Silver Crystal, leading to untold devastation...

Now, just a reminder, this station does not endorse vigilante justice.
 
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lord Martiya

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The public is already aware of her crimes, and the majority believe she should be tried.
What majority, exactly? Could you reference some numbers?
Just how can Sleepy Usagi and Lazy Mamoru win? Do they not know how popular I am?
Not at all.
I am the most popular person you can imagine, at my rallies we have YUGE turnouts and I mean YUGE!
As in, twenty guys?
I ain’t done yet, I am fighting this to make sure this election is fair. I am not fighting for muse of. I am fighting for YOU.
This is no Candy Kingdom, you can't invent an election and houst the legitimate rulers.
Sleepy Usagi, Mini Minako, lazy Mamoru, I highly recommend you read Master of the Deal. It is a great book, you need to read it instead of listening to fake news Kenji Tsukino.
They know of it. It's the most expensive roll of toilet paper ever.
Efforts to find out who stole the Silver Crystal and allowed the Black Moon Clan to attack have been fruitless... Until moments ago! A shocking discovery has been made here at the Crystal Palace, showing footage of the Princess stealing the Silver Crystal, leading to untold devastation...

Now, just a reminder, this station does not endorse vigilante justice.
You do realize you're risking your license for this last phrase, don't you? It depends on the judge and jury you find.
 
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lord Martiya

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Relax, we’re impartial here. or at least try to be.
We have different opinions of being impartial or what constitutes inciting vigilantism. Luckily for you, the judge doesn't consider it enough to issue a warrant.
What are your thoughts on this startling new development?
That it's not a new development, that it was covered by the special laws for stable time loops, and that and the bullies who got her into it have found justice.
 

lord Martiya

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I will consider myself fortunate.
It would be easier on everyone if you reporters just reported everything as it happens and fact-checked rather than spread poorly-researched if not outright fake information just to have more listeners. The world needs proper journalists, not vultures.
 

lord Martiya

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and yet she faces no repercussions for her own actions? or for her actions while she was with the Black Moon Clan?
The repercussions are the heavy psychiatric help needed to treat the PTSD from everything including the brainwashing.
 

lord Martiya

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What victims? The only ones who haven't been resurrected are the perpetrators.
 

Millicent

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BREAKING! Neo Queen Serenity has now been briefed on letters Lord Mala has sent to Wiseman and Queen Beryl. She may launch a special investigation into him.



First of all, my talks with Wiseman do not contain any illegal information. Wiseman is a good man. He wouldn’t be called Wiseman if he weren‘t.

And Queen Beryl is such a wonderful woman. When we met each other, it’s almost like as if we fell in love! She is a very strong woman.

I am holding another rally today and it will be YUGE! It is going to be so massive that we rented out not 1, but 3 arenas. It will prove to you how much my fanbase is compared to her small one, believe me.
 

lord Martiya

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Yeah, as it turns out, dying is sort of traumatic. Regardless, we have been told by an inside source that the Princess will be attending Group Therapy.
Please report said inside source, as they're in violation of numerous privacy laws.
BREAKING! Neo Queen Serenity has now been briefed on letters Lord Mala has sent to Wiseman and Queen Beryl. She may launch a special investigation into him.
Actually, she had just forgot to change the toilet paper.
First of all, my talks with Wiseman do not contain any illegal information.
OK, what kind of crimes were you talking about?
Wiseman is a good man. He wouldn’t be called Wiseman if he weren‘t.
Unless he choose that name to con stupid people into thinking he's good.
And Queen Beryl is such a wonderful woman. When we met each other, it’s almost like as if we fell in love! She is a very strong woman.
In other news, nechrophilia is illegal.
I am holding another rally today and it will be YUGE! It is going to be so massive that we rented out not 1, but 3 arenas. It will prove to you how much my fanbase is compared to her small one, believe me.
We, the Global Military Police, are waiting for you. Try and actually show up this time, will you?
 
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Millicent

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So my rally was YUGE! You need to see this!

Lord Mala: Hello, how is everyone? Doesn’t it feel good to be at a Mala rally?

Crowd: Yeeeeeahh, you tell them!

Mala: Way better than Usagi hiding in her basement, I can assure you.

Crowd: Booooooooo!!!!

You know what we will be doing once I do win and get this election overturned?

Crowd: Lock her up! Lock her up!

Mala fan: Lord Mala. I think you are the best king ever. I got a tattoo with your name on it and I dyed my hair green in honor of you.

Mala: See guys? This is a true fan. Usagi has no fans like this, believe me.
 

lord Martiya

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Well, it’s not exactly formal or confidential. It is more of a community thing. Speaking from personal experience, it really has helped.
So you were spreading fake news.
So my rally was YUGE! You need to see this!
We don't have microscopes.
Lord Mala: Hello, how is everyone? Doesn’t it feel good to be at a Mala rally?

Crowd: Yeeeeeahh, you tell them!

Mala: Way better than Usagi hiding in her basement, I can assure you.

Crowd: Booooooooo!!!!

You know what we will be doing once I do win and get this election overturned?

Crowd: Lock her up! Lock her up!

Mala fan: Lord Mala. I think you are the best king ever. I got a tattoo with your name on it and I dyed my hair green in honor of you.

Mala: See guys? This is a true fan. Usagi has no fans like this, believe me.
Why did you hold a rally of kindergarteners?
 
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