I think I should be in charge of Crystal Tokyo....

[lord Martiya]

So now it has come to that one of my one of my most loyal members of my inner circle, Kaorinite resigned and has said "Lord Mala, I hear by resign. I am doing this to protest your rule as you have shown to be an unfit ruler of Earth".

How could you show yourself unfit to rule when you not only rule nothing but are a wanted criminal?

Well I say is, I do not know this person and have never met her. She is a lying, sneaky dishonest dog and I do not know her.

She's also a long dead terrorist.

Minako has ended her investigation and has found that I am did not collude but I am not exonerated. So what? You know what that means? I did not collude with the Dark Kingdom!

Other lie. Especially as she was not in charge of the investigation, I am. And the results are good enough for the judge to issue a warrant

Now members of Minako's team are coming out saying that they got some info on me that Minako gathered. Look, Minako is lying! I never colluded! This is was all a witch hunt and that this should never ever happen again to another future King of Earth!

You are just a wanted criminal, stop it.

What they need to do is go after Crooked Usagi for harassing the best king Earth has ever had!

King consort Endymion says it was all fights between teenagers who were attracted to each other but didn't know each other well yet.

I have created jobs for the world! Usagi? All she ever has done was created mobs, not jobs!

You got it mixed up, I fear.



By the way, I've got a statement from a lady in the diplomatic service.

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That's why I hate diplomats... I respect them, but also hate them.

 

[Millicent]

So now the investigation into me involving the Dark Kingdom looks like they claim they have found something but let me tell you all this.

The Dark Kingdom did not get me in power. I got myself to be put into power. If the Dark Kingdom were to help anybody, they would have helped Usagi. Believe me.

The GMP's investigation is considered to be a huge form or royal harassment and it should never happen to another King of Earth ever again.

Minako and her gang of angry Sailor Guardians. I think Minako is a totally conflicted person. I think she is an angry "Never Mala-er". I think she hates Mala. And some of her 8 members of her team, 8 Mala haters which also work for Crooked Usagi Tsukino, are some of the worst people on Earth. They got nothing, it is pretty amazing!

Will they impeach me? No, I don't think they would! Impeach is such a dirty word! There was no crime!

Hey, I think I like this guy over here. Let me shake your hand. Yes, you are a real reporter and not part of the Fake News Media who help promote this witch hunt against Lord Mala!

 

[lord Martiya]

So now the investigation into me involving the Dark Kingdom looks like they claim they have found something

Claim nothing, we found enough to put you in jail.

The Dark Kingdom did not get me in power.

Because you aren't in power of anything.

I got myself to be put into power.

No, you didn't.

If the Dark Kingdom were to help anybody, they would have helped Usagi. Believe me.

Ha!

The GMP's investigation is considered to be a huge form or royal harassment and it should never happen to another King of Earth ever again.

We haven't harassed the king consort at all.

Minako and her gang of angry Sailor Guardians. I think Minako is a totally conflicted person. I think she is an angry "Never Mala-er". I think she hates Mala. And some of her 8 members of her team, 8 Mala haters which also work for Crooked Usagi Tsukino, are some of the worst people on Earth. They got nothing, it is pretty amazing!

Please refer to any reputable news outlet for the exact laundry list of this Unicornicopian's crimes.

Will they impeach me? No, I don't think they would! Impeach is such a dirty word! There was no crime!

You are accused, and proven, of terrorism, assistance to terrorism, conspiration for terrorism, insults to public officials, and impersonating royalty.

Hey, I think I like this guy over here. Let me shake your hand. Yes, you are a real reporter and not part of the Fake News Media who help promote this witch hunt against Lord Mala!

Good, the convict doesn't suspect he's one of ours in disguise. We'll get him this time...

 

[BloomingRaye12]

Lord Mala, what is your view on the recent influx of migrants from Saturn??

 

[lord Martiya]

Lord Mala, what is your view on the recent influx of migrants from Saturn??

What migrants? They're all citizens of the Renewed Silver Millennium, and either tourists or workers hired by the companies that won Her Majesty's commissions for the new hydroelectric power stations on the Congo River. If nothing else, Saturn has an immigrant community of political refugees from Catatonia.

 

[Millicent]

Minako is a very conflicted person. I know she is testifying but she and her angry mob of Sailor Guardians went on this witch hunt! There is no collusion! Ok? Minako is trying to commit a crime and frame it in an innocent king such as me, your favorite king of Crystal Tokyo and Earth.

No collusion, no obstruction!

 

[lord Martiya]

Minako is a very conflicted person.

Was. Many years ago. Then she became more certain of what she needed to do. Or you meant something else?

I know she is testifying but she and her angry mob of Sailor Guardians went on this witch hunt! There is no collusion! Ok?

OK, what did you do now?

Minako is trying to commit a crime and frame it in an innocent king such as me, your favorite king of Crystal Tokyo and Earth.

You're no king, you're an Unicornicopian on the run from the law.

No collusion, no obstruction!

OK, found out what did you do: tried to rob a Chinese restaurant in Nerima Ward at Tokyo, specifically in the Shakuji neighbourhood (or Furinkan, never get that neighbourhood's name right). Don't worry, they didn't press charges, they thought that beating you up and confiscating all the money you were carrying to pay for the chair they broke on your head was enough. Just some advice: stay away from the Cat Cafè, we want you alive, not part of the menu.

 

[Millicent]

So somebody said that they heard me saying that I would accept the Dark Kingdom’s help to get me in power. I do not know who this whistleblower is but this is not true. I never said anything!

 

[Rika-Chicchi]

So somebody said that they heard me saying that I would accept the Dark Kingdom’s help to get me in power. I do not know who this whistleblower is but this is not true. I never said anything!

There're always so many ears & mouths around/behind you. lol

 

[lord Martiya]

So somebody said that they heard me saying that I would accept the Dark Kingdom’s help to get me in power. I do not know who this whistleblower is but this is not true. I never said anything!

A good start to get in any position of power would be to surrender yourself to the law, serve your sentence, and then run for some elective position.

 

[Millicent]

Now the fake news media is claiming that I contacted Queen Nehelenia go do dig up some dirt on Chibi-Usa. I can assure you that this is not true.

All I know is, is that this is all fabricated by Minako and Crooked Usagi.

I am a very honest person, there is no way I would ever do such a thing. I'm innocent!

Like I have always said: No collusion, no obstruction!

 

[lord Martiya]

Now the fake news media is claiming that I contacted Queen Nehelenia go do dig up some dirt on Chibi-Usa. I can assure you that this is not true.

Because Nehellenia's dead? You know, you should come up with more believable lies.

All I know is, is that this is all fabricated by Minako and Crooked Usagi.

If it had been them, it would have been believable.

I am a very honest person, there is no way I would ever do such a thing. I'm innocent!

Amazing. Everything you said here... Is a lie.

Like I have always said: No collusion, no obstruction!

Then turn yourself in.

 

[Millicent]

I have been making phone calls to Queen Beryl, which until now Ive never done before as there is no collusion, to look into Crooked Endymion and how he is a Dark Kingdom spy.

A person from the Dark Kingdom should never lead Earth!

I just got off the phone with Wiseman to see if Chibiusa has links to the Black Moon, which she does as we know she is an agent of theirs.

Dr Tomoe said that Liddle Hotaru is a spy called Mistress 9. More proof that Usagi colluded!

All if this is Royal Harassment against me! This us the world’s biggest witch hunt!

 

[Rika-Chicchi]

I have been making phone calls to Queen Beryl, which until now Ive never done before as there is no collusion, to look into Crooked Emdymion and how he is a Dark Kingdom spy.

A person from the Dark Kingdom should never lead Earth!

I just got off the phone with Wiseman to see if Chibiusa has links to the Black Moon, which she does as we know she is an agent of theirs.

Dr Tomoe said that Liddle Hotaru is a spy called Mistress 9. More proof that Usagi colluded!

All if this is Royal Harassment against me! This us the world’s biggest witch hunt!

Looks like all the villain leaders are willingly working for you, so you must also be a... well, I mean the biggest, most powerful one among them.

 

[lord Martiya]

I have been making phone calls to Queen Beryl, which until now Ive never done before as there is no collusion,

Then how do you have the imitator's phone number?

to look into Crooked Endymion and how he is a Dark Kingdom spy.

Evidence on how the brainwashing from that old terrorist group would still be active?

A person from the Dark Kingdom should never lead Earth!

That's why we killed Beryl.

I just got off the phone with Wiseman

Necromancy is illegal, you know.

to see if Chibiusa has links to the Black Moon, which she does as we know she is an agent of theirs.

Again, she broke off the brainwashing.

Dr Tomoe said that Liddle Hotaru is a spy called Mistress 9. More proof that Usagi colluded!

Or that he just had a relapse.

All if this is Royal Harassment against me!

No, it's the law.

This us the world’s biggest witch hunt!

Then when will you cut it out with the hunt?

 

[Princess Venus]

My vote is still on Zamasu.

You see how corrupt the officials in charge are, but the people they declare as enemies are legitimately just as bad, if not worse. There is but one solution.

Purge them all with the light of divine justice and cleansing flames, and create upon the ashes a brand new utopia. It will mark the beginning of a new chapter for not just Crystal Tokyo, but the entire universe. And the name of the one to author that chapter will be the most noble, most splendid, immortal, and supremely powerful god, Zamasu! The bringer of eternal order!

 

[lord Martiya]

And the name of the one to author that chapter will be the most noble, most splendid, immortal, and supremely powerful god, Zamasu! The bringer of eternal order!

Sadly, he's dead. Well, not sadly...

 

[Rika-Chicchi]

At least Saturn could handle the former part of the job, & after that...well, so far as this current universe is concerned it wouldn't matter anymore by then. lol

 

[Memelord_Yoshi]

They can always bring him back cause he makes excellent (or not depending on how one looks at it) plot device. He's basically the Dr. Doom of Marvel or Darkseid of DC.

 

[Millicent]

So the Do Nothing Sailor Guardians are trying to impeach your favorite king, me, for wanting to investigate Endymion and Chibiusa. I know Beryl and Wiseman would never do anything wrong.

You know, I bet this is all Neo Queen Serenity's fault.

Here is why. Earth was doing just fine, and I remember this very well. There were no signs of an ice age that froze Earth. It was at an instant. Who do you think caused it? None other than Sad Ami aka Sailor Mercury, who has the power to manipulate water and ice.

And who is Sailor Mercury's boss? That is none other than Sailor Moon also known as Neo Queen Serenity and or how I like to call her, Crooked Usagi!

I demand an investigation into both Sailor Moon and Sailor Mercury!