Things SM Characters would never say or do(Tee-hee)

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DirectorK

Lapis Lunaris
Nov 6, 2010
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I'll start it off. These are only jokes by the way, no need to take them seriously.

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Serena: "I hate being a SailorScout! From now on I'm going to be Xena!"
(Tries to intimidate Xena's famous battle cry, but only causes glasses to break and people's ears to bleed :dead: )

Amy: "I don't want to be a doctor! I want to a spy!"
(Turns out to be the worst spy the world has ever asked for :cry: )

Raye: "I'm sick of being a Shinto priestess! I'm going to be a Buddist from now on!"
(Shaves off her hair and puts on an orange robe :eek: )

Lita: "Cooking sucks. I'm going to work out and become a wrestler."
(Starts taking steroids :confused: )

Mina: "Screw trying to be a celebrity! I'm going to become a prostitute!"
(Becomes pregnent within a month :neutral: )

Darien: "This anime sucks! What kind of superhero wears a tuxedo, throws roses, and speaks in poetry?!"
(If you think about it, he does somewhat have a point there.)

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Queen Beryl: "Before I kill you, Sailor Moon, there's something you should know. I am your real mother. Queen Serenity was your aunt.
Serena: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

Molly: "Melvin, I have to tell you something. I'm pregnant, and it's Nepherite's."
Melvin: "NOOOOOO-- Wait, who's Nepherite?"
Molly: (Ah crap, me and my big mouth)

Artemis: "Luna, it's time."
Luna: "Yes, it is."
(They go up to the girls)
Artemis: "Everyone, we have a confession to make."
Luna: "We are actually aliens come to take over your world."
Artemis: "We only turned you into Sailor Scouts so we could eliminate all other competition."
Everyone: " :eeklez: "
Luna: "Thank you for your help, we really appreciate it."
(Zaps them into oblivion)

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I'll come up with more later. I'll leave it to you guys for now. Enjoy yourselves. :lol: Oh, last but not least.

Serena: "Darien, why is there a big buldge in your pants?"
Darien: "Uh... :blush: "
 
Jul 21, 2006
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#2
Use swear words? I consider that to be out-of-character for at least the first five Senshi.
 
#10
haruka: i'm leaving michiru for a seyia.

Fisheye: Im gonna stop cross-dressing and start dating girls..

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Chiba: Usagi I'm leaving you for fisheye..

fisheye: did you hear me.. i don't date guys any more..

usagi: well i've been cheating you you chbia.. and it was with Prince Rose
 

Yen

Lapis Lunaris
Oct 5, 2008
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#11
Sailor Swifty said:
haruka: i'm leaving michiru for a seyia.

Fisheye: Im gonna stop cross-dressing and start dating girls..

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Chiba: Usagi I'm leaving you for fisheye..

fisheye: did you hear me.. i don't date guys any more..

usagi: well i've been cheating you you chbia.. and it was with Prince Rose
I used to pair Haruka and Seiya... back in my denial stage where I didn't want to believe Haruka was a lesbian and Seiya was a woman. xD
 

SailorGucci

Lapis Lunaris
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#12
Usagi: I'm going home to study! Studying is fun! I love love studying!

Ami: Screw studying! I'd rather get drunk and be late for class!

Rei: Usagi is one smart girl.

Makoto: He doesnt look like my senpai.

Minako: Skip Love, Men and Idols! I'm becoming a nun!!! all those things are meangingless!!!

Haruka: I dont wanna go out racing today, Id rather watch romantic love stories and make heart shaped cookies for the person I love, and Wear a cute pink frilly dress!

Michiru: My Ideal of a good time is going drinking with the boys and watching a game and having a burping contest!

Setsuna: Small lady just shut up, and go find friends your own age!!!

Umino: Naru-chan, I have to confess something....My real love is Mamoru.
Naru: Thats allright with me, because I'm actually Sailor Sun and im gonna Blow up this danm ugly world.

Shingo: My sister is smart! I hope I can be like her when I get into High School!!!!

Mama Ikuko: Usagi thats ok if you Flunk out of school! you can be just like your mother! A housewife married to a man whos never home and is off working or having an affair! and have a daugther that is annoying! :)


Sailor Uranus: A Youma has appeared! what should we do!?
Sailor Moon: GOSH URANUS JUST KILL IT!
Sailor Uranus: But...ITs a living thing! I cannot do that!!!


Seiya: Everyone...I'm just a flat chested Woman...............


Naru: gosh Usagi! All u ever do is Ditch me for them losers! Ami, Rei, Makoto, Minako!
Usagi: UMM DAHH NARU THEY ARE WAY COOLER! I only hung out with u cause your mom owned a jewlery store and I wanted half off on my jewlery!



Bad guy attacks Sailor Jupiter.

Sailor Uranus: we have to save her!!! ooo noo!
Sailor Moon: why it was the dumb bitches fault for getting in the way!
 
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DirectorK

Lapis Lunaris
Nov 6, 2010
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:lol: You guys have done a good job so far. Alright, here's one.

Serena and Darien are getting serious in the bedroom. Unknown to them outside...

Amy: "OMG! They're actually going to do it!"
Raye: "Shut up, Amy! Or they'll hear us!"

Serena sees them.

Serena: :evil: "What are you doing here?!"
Raye: "Crap! Run for it!"

Amy and Raye take off running.

Further back, Lita and Mina rise from the bushes and jump over the fence.

Trista and Hotoru are already running across the street.

Amara: "Start the car, Michelle! She's seen us!"
Michelle starts the convertible while Amara runs over, leaps into the driver seat, and speeds off out of sight.

Serena and Darien: :eeklez:
 
#18
:chibiusa: I wanna become a lesbin with Hotaru :mischief:

:hotaru: really?... cool :mischief:

:usagi: where did you get that idea from

:chibiusa: Haruka and Michiru

:usagi: What!!! :evil: they are so in truoble

:chibiusa: but i love her :supercry:

:usagi: Haruka, Michiru :evil: :evil: what's wrong with you!!

:haruka: Whatever it is i did not do it :innocent:

:mihiru: we were just about to have HLS

:usagi: you gave chibiusa the idea to be a lesbin with hotaru.... you two stay away from me and her

:haruka: we are sailor neptune and uranus... and you are sailor moon that is impossible

:mihiru: just chill out usagi

:usagi: i don't need you guys, i got tuxedo mask

:tuxspeedomask: you got that right

:haruka: Michiru, Usagi meet in the he bedroom for a 3 way

:mihiru: I love it when she's horney :love:

:usagi: i get to have HLS? :blush: :blush:
 

DirectorK

Lapis Lunaris
Nov 6, 2010
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#19
Serena:(slaps Raye) "Bitch!"
Raye:(slaps her back) "Whore!"
(They break out into a big martial arts fight)
Raye's Grandfather: "MORTAL KOMBAT!"