Things SM Characters would never say or do(Tee-hee)

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:setsuna: ZA WARUDO! TOKI WO TOMARE!

Rubeus: ROAD ROLLA DA!

:tuxspeedomask: (while performing the Tuxedo La Smoking Bomber) BIG BANG ATTACK!!!

:rei: (after performing Mars Flame Sniper) You have failed this city!
 
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Michelle: Here Amara take my lucky scrunchie. It helped me pass my Mugen school final exams
Amara: You only passed because you gave Dr.Tomoe a lap dance
Michelle: Yeah, luckily!

Tuxedo Mask: I am vengence. I am the moonlight. I. Am. Tuxedo Mask!

Rini: My name’s Rini rhymes with teeny
Hotaru: My name’s Hotaru, go kill yourself.

Tiger’s Eye: Hey Fish Eye, are traps gay?
Fish Eye : ........

Mina (to Serena): You know what people say about you? They say you’re a meat ball headed freak who’s a less hot version of me. So you can take that fake apology and shove it right up your aaahhhh *gets hit by a bus*
 
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Fisheye: Now is the time. AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!

(Proceeds to wake up Hawk's Eye and Tiger's Eye while making the most fabulous yet manliest pose he can think of.)
 

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Zirconia: "Take the day off everyone, it's cool. No hurry. How's everyone doing? I'd love to help you sort out any problems you're having. Also, would you like to know why we're doing all this? I'd be happy to explain."

Tiger's Eye: "Yes m'am, I have some questions about appropriate behavior towards women."

*A four hour heart to heart talk ensues, and they part exchanging warm, grandmother-to-gransdon-ly smiles*

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Galaxia (end of episode 200): "By the way, I put the other True Star Seed back, too." *leaves*

Usagi: "Wait, WHAT other star seed?!"

Later, on the rooftop right after the Starlights leave...

Naru: "Hi guys, I just got back from the Starlights last concert, and wouldn't you know, something weird happened again, but once again I can't quite remember it. Oh well. So what'd I miss?"
 
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Naru: Earth Crystal Power, Make up!

Michelle: You know who's looking fine tonight? Amara Tenoh.
Trista: She's your cousin
Michelle: Yeah but she's my first cousin. You have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins and your second cousins...that's not right is it?
Trista: That's so not right

Zirconia: Ahhhh after 10,000 years I'm free it's time to conquer earth!


Artemis: I'm a frog


Ann: Alan, look what I found! Serena's diary. Dear diary, Alan and I kissed and it was good and I like ponies. Then she practiced upper case J's for a few pages...DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?

Alan:That Serena's somewhat literate?



Melvin: Molly why won't you go out with me?
Molly: Ya know what they say. Once you go Nega, you never date another fella
 

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CereCere - 'I'm tired of social pressure to be feminine. Gender roles and characteristics are just social constructs' AND 'I'll go and fix the car and then have a burping contest with the guys at the bar.'
PallaPalla - 'Time for me to grow up.'
JunJun - 'Do you want to see my collection of barbie dolls from when I was a little girl?'
VesVes - 'My sisters work much harder than me.'

Zirconia - 'I love the Amazon Quartet like my own daughters.' AND 'They are as hard working as I am pretty.'
Nehelenia - 'Older women are beautiful.' AND 'I don't believe in plastic surgery'
 
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:minako: (on seeing Mamo & Usagi kissing) Eeeewwww... Go to a hotel, you two lovey-doveys! This is soooo embarassing!

:ami: Mom, I don't wanna be a doctor anymore. I'm going to become a Motocross Driver, just like my friend Haruka!
 
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During one of the girls' sleepovers (when they're adults)...

:usagi::booze:and is drunk: Hic, do you girls know why all your love lives are non-existent?
:ami:,:rei:,:mako:,:minako:: :?
:usagi:(still in drunk mode): That's because back in the Silver Millennium, I told my mama to send your One True Love(s) all over the multi-verse as punishment for not loving me and make sure:setsuna: doesn't let them through the Time Gates. Mwhahaha! (evil laugh). Hic!
:ami:,:rei:,:mako:,:minako:: :eek::wtf::twisted:
 
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