I'll start it off. These are only jokes by the way, no need to take them seriously.
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Serena: "I hate being a SailorScout! From now on I'm going to be Xena!"
(Tries to intimidate Xena's famous battle cry, but only causes glasses to break and people's ears to bleed )
Amy: "I don't want to be a doctor! I want to a spy!"
(Turns out to be the worst spy the world has ever asked for )
Raye: "I'm sick of being a Shinto priestess! I'm going to be a Buddist from now on!"
(Shaves off her hair and puts on an orange robe )
Lita: "Cooking sucks. I'm going to work out and become a wrestler."
(Starts taking steroids )
Mina: "Screw trying to be a celebrity! I'm going to become a prostitute!"
(Becomes pregnent within a month )
Darien: "This anime sucks! What kind of superhero wears a tuxedo, throws roses, and speaks in poetry?!"
(If you think about it, he does somewhat have a point there.)
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Queen Beryl: "Before I kill you, Sailor Moon, there's something you should know. I am your real mother. Queen Serenity was your aunt.
Serena: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
Molly: "Melvin, I have to tell you something. I'm pregnant, and it's Nepherite's."
Melvin: "NOOOOOO-- Wait, who's Nepherite?"
Molly: (Ah crap, me and my big mouth)
Artemis: "Luna, it's time."
Luna: "Yes, it is."
(They go up to the girls)
Artemis: "Everyone, we have a confession to make."
Luna: "We are actually aliens come to take over your world."
Artemis: "We only turned you into Sailor Scouts so we could eliminate all other competition."
Everyone: " :eeklez: "
Luna: "Thank you for your help, we really appreciate it."
(Zaps them into oblivion)
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I'll come up with more later. I'll leave it to you guys for now. Enjoy yourselves. Oh, last but not least.
Serena: "Darien, why is there a big buldge in your pants?"
Darien: "Uh... "
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Serena: "I hate being a SailorScout! From now on I'm going to be Xena!"
(Tries to intimidate Xena's famous battle cry, but only causes glasses to break and people's ears to bleed )
Amy: "I don't want to be a doctor! I want to a spy!"
(Turns out to be the worst spy the world has ever asked for )
Raye: "I'm sick of being a Shinto priestess! I'm going to be a Buddist from now on!"
(Shaves off her hair and puts on an orange robe )
Lita: "Cooking sucks. I'm going to work out and become a wrestler."
(Starts taking steroids )
Mina: "Screw trying to be a celebrity! I'm going to become a prostitute!"
(Becomes pregnent within a month )
Darien: "This anime sucks! What kind of superhero wears a tuxedo, throws roses, and speaks in poetry?!"
(If you think about it, he does somewhat have a point there.)
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Queen Beryl: "Before I kill you, Sailor Moon, there's something you should know. I am your real mother. Queen Serenity was your aunt.
Serena: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
Molly: "Melvin, I have to tell you something. I'm pregnant, and it's Nepherite's."
Melvin: "NOOOOOO-- Wait, who's Nepherite?"
Molly: (Ah crap, me and my big mouth)
Artemis: "Luna, it's time."
Luna: "Yes, it is."
(They go up to the girls)
Artemis: "Everyone, we have a confession to make."
Luna: "We are actually aliens come to take over your world."
Artemis: "We only turned you into Sailor Scouts so we could eliminate all other competition."
Everyone: " :eeklez: "
Luna: "Thank you for your help, we really appreciate it."
(Zaps them into oblivion)
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I'll come up with more later. I'll leave it to you guys for now. Enjoy yourselves. Oh, last but not least.
Serena: "Darien, why is there a big buldge in your pants?"
Darien: "Uh... "