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Maraviollantes

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On the following page:

http://animexx.onlinewelten.com/datenba ... ?them_id=1

there is a long list of ykywtmsmw entries (around 800) in German language not included as yet into the Ykywtmsmw compilation (mentioned above).
I don't know German language so I cannot translate it myself. It would be great if anyone knowing that language can tranlate it for everyone else.
 

mercury22

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Seriously? I would download it if you did. You and Anton remind me of someone on YouTube whose username is anneliese22. You have a lot of good work ethic that you use to help the Sailor Moon community. anneliese22 has posted all of the S and SS seasons, part of R, and part of Stars. She is working on Stars and will post the rest of R and even the original if people want her to. Since YouTube has been deleting a lot of anime, she has put the playlists on private and given instructions to everyone for adding her as a friend and being able to view these videos. She has also promised to keep uploading Sailor Moon if her videos get deleted or even on another profile if her current one is suspended. Anton, you have put together this forum and the Sailor V Game site, and Kasumi, you have a fan site, have promised me a Mercury/Ami-chan avatar (thank you so much), and have offered to translate this list. I don't know what us moonies would do without people like you two. :cry: *sniff* You guys are great!
 

venussail

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I've been to Starfox's page before and gone through the list to see if I've done any of the things mentioned. I have, actually, done quite a few of them, even the stranger ones (like mistaking at first glance the golf-ball in Epcot [or at least I think it is a golf ball] for the ginzuishou :oops: ) I don't know if this is an indicator that I need professional help or not, but it's funny anyway. :oops:
 

Dan

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This one is more for general anime watching:

2. Your dreams are cell-shaded.

This one is more SM-related:

3. You dream about fighting youma at the movies... and doing the whole cross-gender-henshin-starlight-thing. :lol: :oops:
 

new_york

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I know german ,not perfect but a i know a lot.....but to translate all of the 800 words is impossible i would need a lot of free time to do so....But i will try to translate some of them :D
 

Manlie

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I didn't know what YKYWTMSMW was unitl i visited that site, so people who dont know it stands for...
You know you watch too much sailor moon when...
 

Dan

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Anton-P said:
Isn't there by chance someone willing to translate the above mentioned 800+ entries from German to English?

I was waiting for Kasumi's translations for a year, and I think it's not unreasonable to assume that she completely abandoned it by now :oops:
I'll give some of it a go. I think I can figure it out, or if not, make a few VERY good guesses.
 

senshi of love

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This are some of them that i translated. :wink:

YKYWTMSMW:
...You learn all day long so that you can be smart like Ami-chan.
... When you forget make your homework you stand on the hall with a bucket of water on your head
...you try to convince your parents that your little sister isn't really your sister, and that she just hypnotizes you.
... You r going to Anime-meeting in your Sailor moon costume, then you saw somebody with exactly the same costume as yours and then you say: "You won't get off with this, Zoicite!"
...you r in Iran on vacation and every man you see with a white mask on his face you ask: "Is that you Tuxedo Mask?"
...when you see that outside is a nice sunny day and you r in house and watch Sailor moon...you just take TV outside.
...you r begging your cat that she returns your memory back
... You throw the stove in air and you shout: "Fire Soul!"
...you start to learn Japanese so that you can watch the original series.
... When you turn your computer on the startup music is set on "Moon Prism Power".
...you draw a bunny on your lunch pack.
... You take a bus only when you r transformed in a stewardess or a kindergarten teacher.
...you go to meeting places but only when you r armed with soap bubbles things.
... You never live home without your blue sunglasses and a pocket calculator
... You suggest Reinhold Messner if he want to go with you on North Pole, so that you can fight against the evil.
... Every time when you go on Street Parade you hope you will discover a Sailor Senshi, just because she has a blue hair or wearing some hair accessories.
...you saw God in your dreams and he said to you: "No I won t make a Sailor Senshi of you! So stop bothering me!"
... Your best friend believes that you like Sailor moon more then her. AND SHE HAS RIGHT!
 

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new_york said:
I know german ,not perfect but a i know a lot.....but to translate all of the 800 words is impossible i would need a lot of free time to do so....But i will try to translate some of them :D
senshi of love said:
I could try it too. :wink:
dfcowell said:
I'll give some of it a go. I think I can figure it out, or if not, make a few VERY good guesses.
I basically need them for inclusion in this encyclopedia:
http://sailorvgame.org/yk/ykmain.htm

Since I want to include all entries from this 813 lines list, translations of several randomly picked entries would not help me much, because then I would be obliged to start translating all over again from entry #1 and so on. If 813 entries is too much, how about splitting them? For instance,
new_york > #1-50
senshi of love > 51-100
dfcowell > 101-150 ...
 

Maraviollantes

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silver-eyes said:
Yeah, splitting them would be a good idea, then I could help, too. :)
silver-eyes > 151-200?

silver-eyes said:
All 813 would simply be too much for my poor brain. XD
Now you can imagine what my brain looked like after I finished reading, enumerating, and sorting 6,045 entries. And the only way to sort out duplicate jokes was trying to keep all of them in memory :lol:
 

silver-eyes

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Anton-P said:
silver-eyes > 151-200?
Sure, I'll get those done as soon as I can. :) (And as soon as I find a way to figure out which lines those are without counting. :oops: )

Anton-P said:
Now you can imagine what my brain looked like after I finished reading, enumerating, and sorting 6,045 entries. And the only way to sort out duplicate jokes was trying to keep all of them in memory :lol:
Our poor admin! :love:

EDIT: Here are mine:
...you're going mad with happiness when you find out RTL2 is going to air Sailor Moon again. (Hey, I don't do that, what did you think? >.>" Yeeeees! ^_____^)
...you stick yellow tights to your hair only to look a bit more like Usagi.
...You try to find a crescent moon on your cat and then teach it how to talk
...You think your father is evil Dr.
...You try to teach your Astronomy teacher where the planet Nemesis is... And actually succeed to convince him!
...You are afraid to drive in a Ford GALAXY
...You say when you are 17: "I envy these young people..." (Michiru's quote from the German episode "Das Konzert". I also found a translation from Japanese, in which she actually said: "It's so nice to be young...")
...You scream at your ex in anger: "In the name of the Moon, i'll punish you!"
...You try to do everything EXACTLY like in the first episode of Sailor Moon, so that perhaps a cat would show up that you'd have to
...You get a tattoo of Saturn's symbol on your forehead, cut your hair shoulder-length and dye it black
...You understand what it's about, even after a million of episodes (?)
...You check every black cat in your town for a crescent moon on its forehead
...Nobody recognizes you, when you run around in sooo totally discreet Sailor Moon clothes
...Your friend has a white cat named Artemis
...You let your hair grow all the way to your butt
...You travel all the way to North Pole to seek the secret hideout of the evil kingdom
...You are jealous of your best friend because she got a Moon Scepter from her grandfather, and you didn't
...Your name is DOC and you thought of more than 300 entries for YKYWTMSMW...
...You get your grandmother to cut her sea-green skirt shorter, so she could make you a Sailor Neptune costume
...You record numerous of Haruka and Michiru episodes, because you like the pairing so much, even though you already know all the episodes by heart and they are slowly even not amusing you anymore
...You cut your hair short and dye it blue to look like Ami
...You paint a spiral shape on your umbrella and try to hypnotize your friends and family
...You cancel all your dates on Saturday evening and decide to spend the night with chinese food, watching Sailor Moon DVD's until you meet your father at 6 am in the morning on the way to toilet and scream in his face: "In the name of the Moon, I'll punish you!"
...If you print out every single image of Sailor Moon, until you literally own a gallery
...You convince your 3 friends to grow their hair long, get up on the stage and sing
...You visit all the possible stores and boutiques in search for a bikini that looks like Sailor Starlight's outfit
...You reject to call Usagi Bunny or Serena
...You keep screaming: "Moon Tiara Action!"
...When you were in 5th grade, you kept waiting for your cat to start talking and to tell you that you had to save the world
...You accidentally find a black-grey-blue cat, decide to keep it and call her Luna
...You wrap yourself in a white sheet, to look like the Moonlight Knight. And while you talk, you put a hand over your mouth, to sound exactly like him.
...You saw a woman who looked exactly like Haruka, you spoke to her, and now you two are a couple that looks exactly like Haruka and Michiru
...You stick a moon-shaped sticker on your cat's forehead
...You are convinced that your are to become a queen in few years and get a daughter that you will name Chibiusa
...You dress up like Sailor Moon, even though you are a guy, and enjoy it
...You stick a moon on your forehead and insist on being called "Princess" or "Serenity"
...You think your cousin has a cowbell that she can use to call a flying horse named Pegasus
...You avoid the mathematical genius from your school, because he is actually a youma and can see the future
...You spend hours looking for a fanfic on the net that you had accidentally found before, and then yell because you can't find it: "In the name of the Moon, I'll punish you if I don't find that fanfic!"
...You realize, that you REALLY watch too much Sailor Moon
...Every time you see a missing person poster, you think it had to be Zoisite with his black crystal...
...You buy a motorcycle exactly like the one Haruka has, and then crash as soon as you get on because you don't know a thing about motorcycles.
...You become a lesbian, desperately try to look like Haruka and keep looking for a girl named Michiru to declare your love to her
...You are scared to death of your sister's singing sunflower, because you are afraid it would do something to you if only you looked at it
...You think that long veils are not kitschy
...You have an extra stomach for chocolate cakes
...You desperately try to convince your friends that they are chosen warriors, and that they should help you - their princess - with mathematics
...You have seen the first season
...You become lazy, you begin to eat too much and daydream all the time
...You mumble something like: "Beautiful... this agony before destruction" when you finish your Math homework
 

senshi of love

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#19
Anton-P said:
new_york said:
I know german ,not perfect but a i know a lot.....but to translate all of the 800 words is impossible i would need a lot of free time to do so....But i will try to translate some of them :D
senshi of love said:
I could try it too. :wink:
dfcowell said:
I'll give some of it a go. I think I can figure it out, or if not, make a few VERY good guesses.
I basically need them for inclusion in this encyclopedia:
http://sailorvgame.org/yk/ykmain.htm

Since I want to include all entries from this 813 lines list, translations of several randomly picked entries would not help me much, because then I would be obliged to start translating all over again from entry #1 and so on. If 813 entries is too much, how about splitting them? For instance,
new_york > #1-50
senshi of love > 51-100
dfcowell > 101-150 ...
Yeah, good idea it would be much easier when we split them. ^_^
Well you r fast silver-eyes :shock: did you count them or what?
 

silver-eyes

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senshi of love said:
Yeah, good idea it would be much easier when we split them. ^_^
Well you r fast silver-eyes :shock: did you count them or what?
Actually, I copied them all into Word, selected the text, and added the "enumerate" option.