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The Rei one is practically canon in the anime.

As for me, I'm gonna have fun...

Wiseman: You have served me well, Black Lady? What do you desire?

(As Black Lady): Fetch me some b*tches!

... Can I join you?

Black Lady: Hell yeah!

Seriously though, we do require b*tches...

:chiba: : I have had enough of this tuxedo nonsense with roses! I'm getting an assault rifle and personal armor and halberd
: And what are we going to call you?
:chiba: : Inquisitor Lord Hector Rex.
: Oh crap! He's been playing warhammer 40000 again!

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Rage against the author time in R:

What did you do to my dragon summon, and why did you ditch my thunderbolt to a lightning orb? Sure it may be more destructive but it's a projectile that can be dodged. And what do you mean I can't resummon my dragon? It's the only good thing that came out of the season.
Same here! No phoenix, no fire blast, all I have is these stupid firespray of rings. Why can't I use my stun scrolls anymore. What happened to this world?
That's nothing! I'm still genuinely useless in combat, since the writers forgot that I had an AoE freeze that could possibly be combined with aqua mist for making a jagged ice shard storm. Never mind the dozens of good Ice spells in games today!

goddamit! I need sleep/

Queen Neo Serenity: It's nice being queen... Loved by all my Senshi. Physically. Come on, girls, start f*cking me!


:rei.: I love being a Senshi...

Mamo... There's something I need to tell you... I'm in love with Chibi-Usa. We're getting married tomorrow.

Queen Serenity: Off with their heads!

That's a nice one.

(Now, to get off lesbo incest for a second, and make a Futurama reference.)

Kill them all! Starting with the math teacher!

(I think I read somewhere that Am was originally supposed to be a cyborg... Ah, what the heck, one more Futurama reference!)

Bite my shiny metal ass!

Kaorinite: Doesn't look so shiny to me!

Shinier then yours, meatbag.

: Today, June 30th is my birthday! Wait a minute. What should we get for our birthday?
: Sis. Here's the plan. I'll tell my mom that I want the Ice Blue Nintendo 64 for my birthday. You tell dad that You want a pair of Glass Shoes for your birthday. Understand?
: Okay. I understand.

Wishing king endimion was mine.....

To bad he ain't ever gonna be with yo ugly ass

Girl be quiet he only with you because of the past! and even so when he told you he was out and about
making sure no one is attacking our solar system he was really out getting it on with me at the time gate.

Oh here we go again with Setsuna being all sad and making up stories again. Everbody knows no one would hook up with you, even Rei's grand pa said oh hell naw I'd rather be shacking up with wise man.

Oh miss nasty seaweed head why don't you shut up! like you have room to talk. The only reason Haruka is with you is because your druged her up! Watch S again and y'all will see how messed up Haruka looked! smh! you is as tacky as ever michiru!


Oh ami stfu and go read a book aint no one remeber your ugly ass thru out the hole series!

Suckers... I was the JFK assassin. And I convinced Frieza to kill all the Saiyans, too! And I got Arrested Development and Firefly cancelled.


Setsuna, how could you?

That's not all! I also took Sailor Moon Abridged off of YouTube! And Remember Little Kuriboh? All the times he was banned? THAT... Was me!

Oh my god! You... you're a horrible person!

Tux: Sailor Moon HEAR ME! I AM ARAGHAST THE TUXEDO MASK! Master of Hounds! The lash of the Black Legion! Champion of the Chaos Gods!

Turns out that playing with overlay in avisynth has it's uses!

What the hell is that? Anyways...


Shadow the Hedgehog is my brother.


I'm really a Saiyan, who was sent here as a child to destroy this planet.

Mamoru: Usagi, I'm gay, and I've been cheating on you with your brother.

Princess/Neo Queen Serenity: FETCH ME SOME WHORES!!!!

Let us just say that Tuxy takes a more threatening and effetive costume: Powered Armor.

Power armor is for pussies.

It lets you withstand Zoisite's shards to the back.

Also: This is an EVEN BIGGER version of the regular power armor, as he wears terminator armor - which can survive being stepped on by a fifty meter plus tall walker vehicle (where cathedral on the top is optional).

So exctied tonight all the senshi are getting together for a party!

Where was my invite?

Didn't we tell you Setsuna your not in our group anymore you with the Dwarf Senshi....LOSER!

Little do you know dumb bitch Ima stop time and kill your fugly ass.

Here comes Setsuna again trying to threaten us like i'm so scared, also I heard that you have gyspie blood in you. Gurl I should have known u be looking so orange like your trashy ass cousins on My Big Fat Gyspie wedding on TLC.

At least she don't look like butch Ellen HARUKA!

Gurl you gonna come at my papa like that oh hell naw you better shut up with your fake lace front wig you brought on cragilist under miss connections.

Don't try to come at me about hair little girl when you be wearin some china doll bangs that was so 1980s! Also Haruka aint your real dad! Your real dad gave you away seeing how ugly you came out! Hell I wouldnt be suprised if your half youma! after all your dad was ****ing youmas left and right!

I'm just having too much fun with this thread.

: Alright girls, IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

: one does not simply walk into the Dark Kingdom. It's black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that never sleeps.

: Yeah we just simply teleport in there.

CHIBI CHIBI! (I'm not a Pokémon!)


Shut up and get in the Master Ball...

hello.

It talked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

QUICK!!!! PUT IT TO SLEEP AND THROW ULTRA BALLS AT IT!!!!

l o l

Screw this! I'll wait till night time, and then bring out the Dusk Balls!

Matt Ward rewrites their lore:

: And then I found out that our spiritual liege is not Queen Serenity, but Roboute Guillman, Primarch of the Ultramarines.
: Then we made best friends with queen beryl to kill chaos.
: I'm in love with that Carnifex!


MinaxCarnifex shipping anyone?

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Why is everyone screaming?

Because...

zoisite: omg.. mamoru get kidnapped way too much... i mean.. come on......

kunzite: *dance around and picks some flowers*

mamoru: for once i didn't get brain washed

So happy to be comming back to the TV

Please ain't no one wanna see your fat ass.

Why u mad Setsuna? Cause Endimion is all mine and would never take your orange square jaw line looking self?

Girl he only with you cause of your money and we all know where that came from your mama of the moon had to drop her booty to get where she is. giving head can get you far in any galaxy but it can't get your class.

Haha class? really you of all people Setsuna? you keep trying to hook up with married men who don't even want your ass. You had to stop time to get with a man when he couldn't move, thank god your the fartest planet in the solar system cause ain't no one wanna be near you.

Guys!!!! My new album is comming out next week don't forget to buy it! Love all of my fans!

Where your fans at? ain't nobody wanna buy your shit, They'd rather listen to Ami's lectures all day then to hear your crackling voice.


Oh look it's Rei! I see the temple has finally gotten internet accesses, welcome to the 21st century bitch! you still being yuichiro baby mama? I heard he is still a struggling wannabe rock star and leaves you at home with your six kids.

Makoto your one to talk everybody knows that you and motoki sold your kid for some crack and turtle food down in Shibuya.

At least her man don't beat her like yours does Ami-chan.

At least she got a man.

Why you mad Aretimis? Luna don't like white pussy anymore?