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Re-writing episode 61, aka what should've happened with no pink spore.

: I can't live with it, Mamo-chan! I can't live without you!

: ...

: I understand... (Brings out Ginzuishou) I'm sorry Mamo-chan, but I need you too much... (Ginzuishou shines brightly) Onegai Ginzuishou... make Mamo-chan love me again!

One second later...

: , I you!

Well, if only things could be that simple...

That'd explain their "sudden" romance in the anime.

I have the weirdest boner right now...

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Being an idol?! I'm a Saiyan warrior, not a bimbo!

I'm so lucky to have had Naoko draw me with an elegant model's body.

Yeah no breast and no ass. Good one Naoko good one!

Jealous again Minako because nobody wants your insecure ass?

Gurl you need to stop throwin shots at people cause you aint shit. Nobody even likes you! Thats why SuperS had low ratings cause nobody wanna see or your in the closet infp pony boyfriend.

Look who is talking the insecure meth Addict woman that no one wanted to date even the sm villian whore aka tigers eye who stood you up at a dance! go back to your apartment and reading those cheezy romance novels and dreaming it is motoki cause guess what it ain't eva gonna happen!

Dang you cut that hoe shorter then my role was in sailor moon!

Man, SailorGucci really likes to "modernize" the Senshi.

It's like "Real Housewives of Tokyo", or like this Tumblr I found called Disney Shade where they do the same thing with Disney Princesses.

haha yep thats where I got it from I live for them Disney princess Shades xD
and omg a Real Housewives of Tokyo would be amazing xD or a senshi reality show o.o could you imagine all deep the shit that goes beyond what we see!

If there was a Real Housewives of tokyo imagine how it would

Ep 1: Usagi and Mamoru are a well known high society couple and our having a dinner banquet inviting all the elite of high society japan, this however excludes Setsuna who was not invited since being kicked out of the main senshi team, but what will happen when Setsuna crashes and gets a little to friendly with Mamoru causing her and usagi to get into a fight destroying usagi's party. , meanwhile Minako is trying to kick of her music career but is doing badly she seeks help with her gay bff Zoisite however she catches Zoisite sleeping with the man she was crushing on Kunzite.


Ep 2: After the big fight between Setsuna and Usagi, Usagi learns that Mamoru and Setsuna had dated years ago. She confronts him and he tells her the truth, making usagi upset. Ami then suggest that they go on an all girls vacation. Meanwhile Makoto's business is a huge success but lately her and motoki have been having troubles in the bedrooms with his "short commings" They both want to have a child but our having huge problems.

Ep 3: The girls finally go away for a vacation in Okinawa, Rei is having some financial difficulties after Yuichiro her so called rock star fiance and baby daddy has been a closeted drug addict and in and out of rehab. something rei has tried to keep private. Minako reads this in a tabloid magazine and confronts rei about the issue. Rei gets offended and her and minako get into a fight, Rei even goes as far as to bringing up Minako's 90s club days where she hooked up left and right and was with a married man.
also during the trip Usagi tries to tell ami who has let herself go over the years and has the same damn mullet hair style to try something new and how she is embarrassed to be seen with her. Ami get offended and tells usagi she is sick and tired of hearing about her perfect life and always being so selfish they decided to end their friendship.

Ep 4: Since the fight in the okinawa trip and Rei bringing up Minako's past it causes a huge scandal we find out the married man Minako was seeing was a high government offical in tokyo, Minako freaks out that this scandal is gonna jeopardize her singing career, however things take a turn in her favor when she becomes a trending topic on twitter making Rei angry. Meanwhile Setsun trys her shot at dating again and goes on a series of blind dates where she meets a man named Sakurai Sho, who is a very cute and wealthy business man who asks her about starting a clothing which has always been a dream of hers. Meanwhile Michiru and Haruka are fighting for their right to be able to get legally married.

lol I'm so bored tonight xD and to be continued

^ I like your scandalous story of them.

I'm posting this from the Afterlife because I am DEAD from laughing so hard.

roflmao!

I'm gonna marry that Carnifex and have his babies!
I wish you all the best...you're going to need it.
Ooooh! Kinky!

Also...What the senshi would actually say in one of my crossovers..but never in canon:

At an American embassy ball....
I sense that we're being watched.
(whispering) Rei, Usagi, everyone...it's the CIA that Rei senses...They know about us! There's one over there talking to Rei's dad! (Actually, in my Chuck/SM crossover that I'm wanting to write...this is what she and Rei probably WOULD say.)
(whispering) Ooh, that CIA agent looks so handsome! I'm going to ask him on a date!
Oh, no you don't. He's wearing a wedding ring. He's probably married.
(whispering) Actually, he IS married...My supercomputer says that he's a married man in both his cover identity and his real identity. Also, he's thirty years old...making him too old for you.
Too bad, Mako-chan...he's already taken.

Things that the SM characters would never ever say or do....

I'm going to join the circus!
I want to live in the desert! I want to marry a handsome man!
I'm going to be a nun someday! But I also want to marry this handsome police officer that I'm dating...
Screw this, I want to be a dentist! And this carrot juice tastes delicious! (Usagi HATES dentists and carrots)
School is too hard!
I want to be a concert pianist! This eggplant stew tastes great! (Her worst subject is music...and she hates eggplant)
May I drink some more delicious milk??
I love airplane rides!

Here's Usagi in Dub land episode 2. Apparently, episode 1 takes place in the DiC English Dub.

Huh? Where am I? It looks like Azabu Juuban. but, Something's not quite right.
Dynami tou Chronou, Metamorfose me!
Ami-chan?
Empros, Sapouni!
Ami-chan! What's wrong with you, Ami-chan?!
Banny, ti echeis;(Bunny, what's wrong?)
Don't tell me you're speaking greek!
den xero. (I don't know.)
Dynami tou Arei, Metamorfose me!
Rei-chan. is that you?
Empros, Fotia!
Rei-chan! not you too!
Empros, Pouli tis Fotias!
This isn't happening.
Dynami tou Dia, Metamorfose me!
Mako-chan!
Empros, Kerafnai!
Mako-chan! What's wrong with you?! You're acting wierd!
Banny?
Kyaaaaa!!! I can't take it! I can't stand these people speaking some other language!
Dynami tis Afroditis, Metamorfose me!
Minako-chan!
Misofeggaro, Empros!
I think I'm gonna faint.
Banny!

They have internet in Other World?

You bet. I hear Kaio-Sama/King Kai's antennas get excellent reception. He is the Lord of the Northern Galaxy which is where we are.

I hear Piccolo's antennae can do the same thing. Piccolo even has Minesweeper!

Hey, maybe that's also happened during the Silver Millennium.

Serenity: I love only you Endymion!

Endymion: I'm sorry. But I just don't feel that way for you, can't you understand? I don't love you, and we have no future together. Can't you just find a nice man on the Moon?

Serenity: I'm sorry too, Endymion. (Brings out Moon Stick + Ginzuishou) But if this is what it takes to make you love me... Please Ginzuishou... make Endymion love me!

(Blinks) Wait... does that mean that Beryl was partially justified in attacking?

Hi Chibiusa!
Dynami tou Feggariou, Metamorfose me!
Chibiusa?!
Roz Zacharenia Kardia, Epithesi!
What the Hell?! You speak greek the whole time!
Banny?!
Who are you anyway?
Eimai i Sailor Chibi Moon! Tha drepete na se timorei sou sto onoma tou feggariou ston mellon tos!

Due to Minako's affair being all over the news and such a scandal she has become so famous and has a new single deal featuring her new song.

based on this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rgzBdOpDt8


Cest la vie

Ladies & Gentlemen, this is the Minako Aino speaking,
I have arrived!

Jams, Jets, Silhouettes
Champagne and the sky
Fine premieres and fireworks, every single night

Gold, Diamonds, Caviar
Life is but a dream,
when every day you're living in is featured on TV

Confident and Cool, Passion is the key
Live the life you wanna live, there's no sympathy
Don't forget to see the best, life can be so soft
The little things can take you down,
so its best to brush them off

Hair done, jewelry on oh mirror on the wall,
who's the fairest in the land, I guess its not his call
Beauty, Class, and Elegance, lie within the soul
Money, Power and Romance are waiting for us all

Chic c'est la vie, sa bonne sa bonne
Chic c'est la vie, sa bonne sa bonne
Chic c'est la vie, sa bonne sa bonne
Chic c'est la vie, sa bonne sa bonne

Limousines, the party scene, adventures everyday
Fabulous and Feminine in every single way
Confident and Cool, you know you hold the key
Find your dreams within yourself, and live with dignity

Hair done, jewelry on oh mirror on the wall,
who's the fairest in the land, I guess its not his call
Beauty, Class, and Elegance, lie within the soul
Money, Power and Romance are waiting for us all

Chic c'est la vie, sa bonne sa bonne
Chic c'est la vie, sa bonne sa bonne
Chic c'est la vie, sa bonne sa bonne
Chic c'est la vie, sa bonne sa bonne

Attention! (Ha-ha ha-ha)
Luna bring the fukus
Usagi bring your sweets
Ami gets us the fake IDs
Rei don't be so mean
Makoto (ha-ha ha-ha) you dumb hoe don't even come
Haruka bring that racing car
Michiru turn the music on
and Setsuna come get your jewlery on

and me I'll bring the men


Chic c'est la vie, sa bonne sa bonne
Chic c'est la vie, sa bonne sa bonne
Chic c'est la vie, sa bonne sa bonne
Chic c'est la vie, sa bonne sa bonne

Chic c'est la vie, sa bonne sa bonne
Chic c'est la vie, sa bonne sa bonne
Chic c'est la vie, sa bonne sa bonne
Chic c'est la vie, (ha-ha ha-ha) sa bonne sa bonne

Why not? We burn papercraft offerings of PCs, iPads, phones, & whatnots to the deceased over here.


So I guess Endymion's original, real love is actually Beryl.

Between "The Real Housewives of Tokyo" and Usagi brainwashing Mamoru with the Silver Crystal, this thread is slowly turning into ideas for crazy fanfics.

(Kirby inhales the microphone, that transforms into Mike Kirby)

Ami-chan. What is that?
I don't know, Usagi-chan. Perhaps, he is Mike Kirby.
Uh, oh. does that mean?
Kirby is going to sing Moonlight Densetsu.

(Mike Kirby sings Moonlight Densetsu in his Poyo style of speaking)

Aaaaaahhhhh!!! My ears hurt!
Mine hurts a lot!
It seems that Mike Kirby's singing is louder than before!
Such a terrible voice! Please stop! I'm about to die!
Aaaahhhh!!! I can't stand Kirby's singing!

Back to the real housewives of tokyo xD

Ep 05: Since Minako's affair has blown up in the media, Minako is living up and enjoying this fame till The government official and his wife plain to sue Minako and things get crazy at court where we find out the club they meant at was club cheetah. Also out side of court the man's wife and Minako get into a full on bitch slap fight! Meanwhile Setsuna and Sakurai sho are planning to debut Setsuna's new fashion line She by Setsuna in the next coming month which turns out to be the same day as Usagi's princess line wear! A sad and lonely Ami teams up with Setsuna to take down Usagi and her fame.

Ep 06: Yuichiro has been gone for a few week which worries and angers rei at the same time she begins to have an affair with a new apprentices at her shrine a young 21 year old 6ft3, muscles galore man named Yuya Yamashita, after their affair has gone on for week He convinces Rei to stop taking shit from Yuichiro's drug problem and to leave him, She confides in him and also reaveals to him that their youngest child isn't his but mamoru's. it happened last year during their cacun trip it was when yuichiro had been gone for months and rei felt lonely and after a few tequilas and cosmos her and mamoru hooked up. Rei tells Yuya she felt so at that time and Yuya hugs her and tells her he will never let her be alone. The following week Yuichiro comes back and all his shit is out in the front yard Rei gave him the boot and nobody knows now buy Yuya is just with Rei for her money she is now a sugar mama and Yuya hit the jackpot! Meanwhile Ami and Setsuna are finding ways to destroy Usagi's princess line debut by putting a rumor on twitter about how she forces kids in other countries into child labor.This causes a huge explosion all over the news and a bunch of protesters causing her show to be cancelled. Until she learns Ami and Setsuna was behind this so Usagi calls up a long time friend to get back at them once and for all....dun dun dun

^ Now I'm hooked up w/ this soap opera.

I'm really a woman.

Makes sense, since he's supposed to be "Sailor Earth," so he might be able to transform like the Sailor Starlights in the anime.

Would never let a man come between me and my career!
Bitch them just excuses cause nobody want your crazy ass.
At least she has a brain unlike some nasty odango looking people I know.
At least her hair is cut even.
At least her hair isn't something you buy at a fair for 25 cents.
hey I didn't know jane lynch was in our show!
I was hoping it was Lea Michelle
MAMO-CHAN WHATZZZ THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?!
He's into chick with small breast.
Thats not what he was thinking last night with me.
Setsuna Don't you be startin your shit again I will cutt you up and feed you to luna for dinner! you hear me bitch!? HEAR ME?! HES MA MAN SO BACK DA FUCK UP.
Oh shit better not tell Usagi I was with mamoru last night to.
shit! me to
Me 3!
o.o me 4
U HOE!
Me 5!
Thats fucked up

: Guys, I figured out how to make our show make perfect logical sense!
: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
: first we have to...

*universe implodes*