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 Post subject: My script for a live action hollywood Sailor Moon film
PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:52 am 
Luna
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Ext. Your quintessential SoCal home that looks suspiciously like it's somewhere in Canada. An AMERICAN flag hangs up front.

Int:An all-AMERICAN teenage girl's bedroom. It's got posters of Twilight, Katy Perry, and whatever's hot with American kids these days adorn on the walls. There's make up and magazines like Teen and Tiger Beat sprawled on the floor.

Usagi Tsukino (pronounced You-Say-Gee Tessa Keeno) is sleeping in bed which has bunnies on it. She's a blonde very much Caucasian girl. Her alarm goes off. It plays a Katy Perry cover of Kids in America. Usagi still half asleep reach out to turn the alarm clock off she grabs it to check out the time.


Usagi (alarmed)
OMG I AM SO LATE!!!

Usagi now dressed (very fashionably and not in some lame schoolgirl uniform because she goes to AMERICAN public school) runs down the stairs.


Usagi:
MOM why didn't you wake me up?


Irene Tsukino, mid-30s who looks like an older soccer mom version of her daughter is making an ALL-AMERICAN breakfast.

Irene [absent-minded)
I did. I even texted your IPhone X and you said you were wide awake

Usagi
And you believed me? (checks iphone and see she's even more late) AH. G2G mom ttyl!

Usagi slams the door behind her grabbing her backpack at the door. While running toward the school she accidentally steps on a cat. This is Luna (voiced by whatever high-profile female celebrity who has no business voice acting we can afford)

Usagi:
Hey! This cat has a crescent moon on its forehead. That's so fetch!

Usagi runs off and leaves the cat

Luna (thinking out loud):
Is she the chosen one?


Ext: A sinister looking castle known as the dark kingdom.

Queen Beryl; a regal looking sexy dangerous lady sits on her throne. Her right hand man Jadeite (played by Chris Hemsworth) enter

Beryl:
Jadeite, have you found the silver crystal yet?

Jadeite:
Not yet my queen. It is said only the chosen one may wield its great power.


Beryl (cold rage):
I WILL BE THE CHOSEN ONE!

Jadeite merely bows.

Jadeite:
Yes, m'lady


More to come!


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 Post subject: Re: My script for a live action hollywood Sailor Moon film
PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:02 am 
Luna Nova
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I see that you're joking, but don't understant the point. What's this all about?

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 Post subject: Re: My script for a live action hollywood Sailor Moon film
PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 1:33 pm 
Luna Nova
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11 tomatoes out of 5, good luck on your Michael Bay contract. I have teleported changed my profile location in your honor.


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 Post subject: Re: My script for a live action hollywood Sailor Moon film
PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:05 am 
Luna Nova
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LifeGaveMeLemons wrote:
AMERICAN


All you had to do was post this, and the trolling would have been A++ :lol: :lol: :lol: the rest was a great bonus though

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