Chuck Norris doesn't eat Honey. He chews bees.
Chuck Norris' tears can cure Cancer. Too bad he never cries.
If Chuck Norris drops into the Ocean, he doesn't get wet. The water becomes Chuck Norris.
When God spoke "Let There Be Light!" Chuck Norris said "Ask pretty please." And so on. :-D
another day another argument among members here and then I have to drag my butt down here to deal with it before it gets worse, I don't mind my admin duties but when it gets to the point where I'm basically a referee to arguments it's out of hand, I'm already stressed out as it is [I'd wager most people are in general] and yet it just keeps on over and over I need a break cause I'm close to quitting this forum