@Tsundereshipper thread about Disney got me thinking. Let's say Disney
got the tv rights to the Viz dub back around 2014ish. Of course it would have to be edited to some extent but how much?
-I think the opening and endings would be completely removed because "American kids are dumb and would be confused by Japanese singing" probably just replaced with instrumental versions.
- all the hells and damns and bastards would be replaced with kids tv friendly variants. Also a bunch of lines of dialog that seems innocuous would get redubbed like Morga saying she'll she send Naru and her mom to the world of the dead would be replaced with "send you both to the underworld" or something like that
-I doubt they'd go the trouble of redubbing Zoicite with a woman and replacing all dialog referring to him as her but they'd probably edit the hell out of any scene with him getting too intimate with Kunzite. The last we probably would see of him is him getting blasted by Beryl's crystal blast since the shot of his smoking corpse and "beautiful funeral" would be too much for BS&P. Fish Eye would be a lot harder to edit , I think they would end up skipping most of his focus episodes and edit around his crush on Mamoru.
Chibi Usa's toy gun would definitely be edited out ala DiC. No way in hell would that pass with America's school shooting epidemic
Nephrite's death would probably be skipped or censored to make it less obvious the thorns impaled him.
Michiru and Haruka's relationship would be edited to some extent. Partner would get redubbed with friend. Any of the too intimate scenes Iike the "I like your hands" would be removed. Haruka making passes at Usagi would be removed
Episodes 45/46 would be edited to some extent. Possibly reducing it to one episode ala DiC. I don't think the girls would be "captured" by the Dark Kingdom but they would suddenly disappear after their kamikaze attacks and any explicit references to their deaths would be removed
Naked Usagi in Stars would get a pink one piece or something

-I think the opening and endings would be completely removed because "American kids are dumb and would be confused by Japanese singing" probably just replaced with instrumental versions.
- all the hells and damns and bastards would be replaced with kids tv friendly variants. Also a bunch of lines of dialog that seems innocuous would get redubbed like Morga saying she'll she send Naru and her mom to the world of the dead would be replaced with "send you both to the underworld" or something like that
-I doubt they'd go the trouble of redubbing Zoicite with a woman and replacing all dialog referring to him as her but they'd probably edit the hell out of any scene with him getting too intimate with Kunzite. The last we probably would see of him is him getting blasted by Beryl's crystal blast since the shot of his smoking corpse and "beautiful funeral" would be too much for BS&P. Fish Eye would be a lot harder to edit , I think they would end up skipping most of his focus episodes and edit around his crush on Mamoru.
Chibi Usa's toy gun would definitely be edited out ala DiC. No way in hell would that pass with America's school shooting epidemic
Nephrite's death would probably be skipped or censored to make it less obvious the thorns impaled him.
Michiru and Haruka's relationship would be edited to some extent. Partner would get redubbed with friend. Any of the too intimate scenes Iike the "I like your hands" would be removed. Haruka making passes at Usagi would be removed
Episodes 45/46 would be edited to some extent. Possibly reducing it to one episode ala DiC. I don't think the girls would be "captured" by the Dark Kingdom but they would suddenly disappear after their kamikaze attacks and any explicit references to their deaths would be removed
Naked Usagi in Stars would get a pink one piece or something
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