Rebochan said:
Oh man, this is tough. I used to be involved in the MSTing communities and I read some REAL stinkers, either to work on material for the really old eViL rEbO's Rants series, or material I did when I joined the MSTing community proper.
Hands down, THE worst one I ever worked on was the Misery Senshi Neo-Zero Double Blitzkrieg Debacle.
So, how do I describe it? Well, to say it's a Daria/Beavis and Butthead/Sailor Moon crossover isn't nearly enough to get it across. Nor the fact that the entire work is 1MB in size pre-MSTed.
The monstrousity of a plot begins with Daria taking Ami's place as Sailor Mercury. Then it somehow morphs into several strange plots all at once:
1. A nationalistic terrorist organization in Japan steals a prototype war jet and somehow, with a single plane, defeats the entire air force of all countries, blows up most of Japan, and tries to install military rule.
2. Ami's plane is hijacked by a Muslim terrorist (this story was written pre-2001.) so he can crash it into...
3. ...the great Lawndale/Highland football game, which is also the target of...
4. ...a right-wing American terrorist group's attempt to conquer the town of Lawndale, and during the attack...
5. ...Beavis and Butthead kidnap and try to deflower Quinn Morgendorfer while...
6. ...some guy named the Solar Warrior does stuff that is COMPLETELY unimportant and he really could be written out of the story with no impact!
So, I worked on the MST of this, but the sheer size of it and the time I had meant I let a LOT of stuff slide. Things like
1. The Sailor Starlights being summoned to save Sailor Moon's life, as only Sailor Star Healer can save Sailor Moon, whom they call "their Princess."
2. All of the characters elements being wrong.
3. Sailor Jupiter's family being murdered by Russian terrorists.
...and...and...OH MY GOD...this story has a 40-page appendix explaining EVERY SINGLE JOKE! He write PAGES of information on Japanese culture and society and all of it is WRONG! He tries to describe the Japanese Sailor Moon's plot and all the details even though it's obvious that he's not watched a SINGLE episode outside of the dub!
And Daria! Oh my god, Daria isn't remotely funny!
And then there's the militia and and and ARGH JUST THINKING ABOUT IT IS MAKING MY EARS BLEED MAKE IT STOP PETER GUERIN IS A HAAAAAAAACK
Hands down, THE worst one I ever worked on was the Misery Senshi Neo-Zero Double Blitzkrieg Debacle.
So, how do I describe it? Well, to say it's a Daria/Beavis and Butthead/Sailor Moon crossover isn't nearly enough to get it across. Nor the fact that the entire work is 1MB in size pre-MSTed.
The monstrousity of a plot begins with Daria taking Ami's place as Sailor Mercury. Then it somehow morphs into several strange plots all at once:
1. A nationalistic terrorist organization in Japan steals a prototype war jet and somehow, with a single plane, defeats the entire air force of all countries, blows up most of Japan, and tries to install military rule.
2. Ami's plane is hijacked by a Muslim terrorist (this story was written pre-2001.) so he can crash it into...
3. ...the great Lawndale/Highland football game, which is also the target of...
4. ...a right-wing American terrorist group's attempt to conquer the town of Lawndale, and during the attack...
5. ...Beavis and Butthead kidnap and try to deflower Quinn Morgendorfer while...
6. ...some guy named the Solar Warrior does stuff that is COMPLETELY unimportant and he really could be written out of the story with no impact!
So, I worked on the MST of this, but the sheer size of it and the time I had meant I let a LOT of stuff slide. Things like
1. The Sailor Starlights being summoned to save Sailor Moon's life, as only Sailor Star Healer can save Sailor Moon, whom they call "their Princess."
2. All of the characters elements being wrong.
3. Sailor Jupiter's family being murdered by Russian terrorists.
...and...and...OH MY GOD...this story has a 40-page appendix explaining EVERY SINGLE JOKE! He write PAGES of information on Japanese culture and society and all of it is WRONG! He tries to describe the Japanese Sailor Moon's plot and all the details even though it's obvious that he's not watched a SINGLE episode outside of the dub!
And Daria! Oh my god, Daria isn't remotely funny!
And then there's the militia and and and ARGH JUST THINKING ABOUT IT IS MAKING MY EARS BLEED MAKE IT STOP PETER GUERIN IS A HAAAAAAAACK