Worst SM Fanfic you've ever read.

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EurAsianGirl

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Rebochan said:
Oh man, this is tough. I used to be involved in the MSTing communities and I read some REAL stinkers, either to work on material for the really old eViL rEbO's Rants series, or material I did when I joined the MSTing community proper.

Hands down, THE worst one I ever worked on was the Misery Senshi Neo-Zero Double Blitzkrieg Debacle.

So, how do I describe it? Well, to say it's a Daria/Beavis and Butthead/Sailor Moon crossover isn't nearly enough to get it across. Nor the fact that the entire work is 1MB in size pre-MSTed.

The monstrousity of a plot begins with Daria taking Ami's place as Sailor Mercury. Then it somehow morphs into several strange plots all at once:

1. A nationalistic terrorist organization in Japan steals a prototype war jet and somehow, with a single plane, defeats the entire air force of all countries, blows up most of Japan, and tries to install military rule.

2. Ami's plane is hijacked by a Muslim terrorist (this story was written pre-2001.) so he can crash it into...

3. ...the great Lawndale/Highland football game, which is also the target of...

4. ...a right-wing American terrorist group's attempt to conquer the town of Lawndale, and during the attack...

5. ...Beavis and Butthead kidnap and try to deflower Quinn Morgendorfer while...

6. ...some guy named the Solar Warrior does stuff that is COMPLETELY unimportant and he really could be written out of the story with no impact!

So, I worked on the MST of this, but the sheer size of it and the time I had meant I let a LOT of stuff slide. Things like

1. The Sailor Starlights being summoned to save Sailor Moon's life, as only Sailor Star Healer can save Sailor Moon, whom they call "their Princess."

2. All of the characters elements being wrong.

3. Sailor Jupiter's family being murdered by Russian terrorists.

...and...and...OH MY GOD...this story has a 40-page appendix explaining EVERY SINGLE JOKE! He write PAGES of information on Japanese culture and society and all of it is WRONG! He tries to describe the Japanese Sailor Moon's plot and all the details even though it's obvious that he's not watched a SINGLE episode outside of the dub!

And Daria! Oh my god, Daria isn't remotely funny!

And then there's the militia and and and ARGH JUST THINKING ABOUT IT IS MAKING MY EARS BLEED MAKE IT STOP PETER GUERIN IS A HAAAAAAAACK
Daria crossed over with Sailor Moon and Daria in MERCURY'S ROLE?! 0_0 I-I just can't... W-What? How can that be anything but a parody? Please tell me this fic was a parody, please!
 
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Rebochan said:
Oh man, this is tough. I used to be involved in the MSTing communities and I read some REAL stinkers, either to work on material for the really old eViL rEbO's Rants series, or material I did when I joined the MSTing community proper.

Hands down, THE worst one I ever worked on was the Misery Senshi Neo-Zero Double Blitzkrieg Debacle.

So, how do I describe it? Well, to say it's a Daria/Beavis and Butthead/Sailor Moon crossover isn't nearly enough to get it across. Nor the fact that the entire work is 1MB in size pre-MSTed.

The monstrousity of a plot begins with Daria taking Ami's place as Sailor Mercury. Then it somehow morphs into several strange plots all at once:

1. A nationalistic terrorist organization in Japan steals a prototype war jet and somehow, with a single plane, defeats the entire air force of all countries, blows up most of Japan, and tries to install military rule.

2. Ami's plane is hijacked by a Muslim terrorist (this story was written pre-2001.) so he can crash it into...

3. ...the great Lawndale/Highland football game, which is also the target of...

4. ...a right-wing American terrorist group's attempt to conquer the town of Lawndale, and during the attack...

5. ...Beavis and Butthead kidnap and try to deflower Quinn Morgendorfer while...

6. ...some guy named the Solar Warrior does stuff that is COMPLETELY unimportant and he really could be written out of the story with no impact!

So, I worked on the MST of this, but the sheer size of it and the time I had meant I let a LOT of stuff slide. Things like

1. The Sailor Starlights being summoned to save Sailor Moon's life, as only Sailor Star Healer can save Sailor Moon, whom they call "their Princess."

2. All of the characters elements being wrong.

3. Sailor Jupiter's family being murdered by Russian terrorists.

...and...and...OH MY GOD...this story has a 40-page appendix explaining EVERY SINGLE JOKE! He write PAGES of information on Japanese culture and society and all of it is WRONG! He tries to describe the Japanese Sailor Moon's plot and all the details even though it's obvious that he's not watched a SINGLE episode outside of the dub!

And Daria! Oh my god, Daria isn't remotely funny!

And then there's the militia and and and ARGH JUST THINKING ABOUT IT IS MAKING MY EARS BLEED MAKE IT STOP PETER GUERIN IS A HAAAAAAAACK


I've been waiting forever to use this GIF...
 
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I can't believe y'all hadn't heard of it. I read that piece of crap back when it came out, pre-9/11. I think I even mentioned it in this thread.

There's at least one MST floating around already, but I can't remember who did it.
 

EurAsianGirl

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Aug 14, 2010
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Raven Nightshade said:
I can't believe y'all hadn't heard of it. I read that piece of crap back when it came out, pre-9/11. I think I even mentioned it in this thread.

There's at least one MST floating around already, but I can't remember who did it.
Protip for any new fic writers out there: It's not remotely funny, clever or "DEEP" when you use real world events and politics as plots for your fic, it's just not. Please, stop. :|
 

Rebochan

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Aug 29, 2003
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Raven Nightshade said:
There's at least one MST floating around already, but I can't remember who did it.
I linked to it in my post, but it was a group effort headed up by MSTie Matt Blackwell. He covered a bunch of the...sequels...as well. I was part of the massive group of riffers, but yea, I really wish I'd had more time to dedicate to it - I was the only actual Sailor Moon fan in that collective, so most of the Sailor Moon jokes are at the show's expense. The stuff with the Sailor Starlights is something I really wish I'd caught because I'd have LOVED to count out the number of things wrong with their big scene.

The riffing of the work is fantastic, but yea, it's a LONG one, make sure you set aside plenty of time for it and expect to spend a few nights at least. On the other hand, I loved the "Yerko the Party Clown" sketch one of my fellows came up with.
 
For me, it's any fanfic where the Inner Sensei debtray Usagi just 'cause and then she runs away and becomes an uber badass both fighting off the villains (or joining them) and the Sensei. And it ALWAYS has one or two outcomes: the team makes up or Usagi kills them. Oi. I've only been with this fandom again just recently and it's already becomes tired and cliched to me.
 
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Two youmas, two students, Mars, Mercury and Moon, and well...an empty classroom, the fact both youmas and students are males...and I never want to read said story again.
 
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Guest said:
Two youmas, two students, Mars, Mercury and Moon, and well...an empty classroom, the fact both youmas and students are males...and I never want to read said story again.
Me neither.
 
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The students were bait, the Youmas...ah, well, they somehow subdued the scouts and...then after the scouts killed them the boys found out about their identities...and the scouts had to either kill them or keep them quiet, and they chose to keep them quiet.

I can't believe that Ami was abused like that. SHE'S MY FAVORITE SENSHI for Usagi-bot's sake! And Usagi really wouldn't be that stupid either. And neither would Rei. The person who wrote that story should have their star seed removed.
 
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PrimusVsUnicron said:
agent9149 said:
ranma 1/2 and sailor moon cross overs................................................................I DONT GET IT
I think its because Ami and Akane kind of look alike
And Ranko being Sailor Sun - which is the most popular theme that I've come across.
 
Lunar Archivist said:
Not so much a bad fanfic as something of an acid trip: the Sailor Soldiers held a secret vote to kill off Usagi because she was a lousy Moon Princess and Jadeite helps her reincarnate as a youma out for her former friends' blood. I read this thing over ten years ago and remember it mainly because it was so utterly bizarre and surrealistic (not to mention ridiculously long), especially the part when alternate universe Usagis started showing up to battle their evil counterpart, including one who was a fearless samurai. :?
That one's called "Usagi is Dead Hip Hip Hip Horray Usadi is Dead". It can still be foud on Fanfiction.net if anyone's interested in that horrid mess.
 

Boro

Solaris Luna
May 19, 2012
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All sm/lotr crossovers so far: They're all written by Legolas fangirls, minus the hobbit crosses because those are by Kili or Fili fangirls (same terrible demographic).

I remember one where Usagi had the power of all her friend senshi and completely good wings. She out-magicked Gandalf in the beginning, and stole his act of lighting the campfire on Charadras (the scene was in the book). Now remember that Gandalf the Grey was a fire mage. Light and hope were added to his domains once being promoted to Gandalf the White.

Yet somehow Usagi's ofuda strike was better at lighting the campfire.

But Usagi is broken and need Legolas' emotional support.
 
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Any betrayal fic. The worst I read was 'Betrayal of the Moon'. Talk about OOC at its best. Basically it had the senshi, Mamoru, and even Luna and Artemis betray her because they 'felt' she was keepin them from becoming eternal senshi and humans for the cats. So they all of a sudden betray her, Mamoru gets with Rei, and they almost beat her to death. I'm just read exasperated. I was like, "Are you serious?!" And then the reviewers are like, "It's good, keep going!" Nothing about that fic was good! Sorry if I'm ranting. XD